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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:16 PM
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I'm a total waste of air space...ask me anything...
Also well on my way to being numb, so hit me with your best shot. I won't feel it.

:woohoo:

Yay me!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:24 PM
Response to Original message
1. I'm going to ask why you say that
when I know it isn't true. :hug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:32 PM
Response to Reply #1
3. Oh well
I thought for a second that I was something special, but then I suddenly remembered that, no, I was not. I had just forgotten.

But there is always Shiraz. All hail Shiraz! :beer: (ok that may be beer, but you get my drift) :bounce:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:39 PM
Response to Reply #3
8. Okay, that actually brought tears to my eyes,
and I haven't yet poured that drink. I'm right there with you, sweetie, except you're wrong! Whatever/whoever has you feeling that way can go to hell. IMHO.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:45 PM
Response to Reply #8
15. Oh no no no no
It is true. It was just that I had forgotten. No one else is to blame.

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:54 PM
Response to Reply #15
25. Are you me?
I'm to blame too. Also somebody else, but he has been rewarded rather than punished. The irony is beyond painful and into funny.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:07 PM
Response to Reply #25
32. Eh
I hold no one else responsible for my own stupidity. I'm sure our situations are completely different. Except that we are both feeling rotten.

:hug:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:08 PM
Response to Reply #32
33. Exactly.
:toast: Once more!
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:27 PM
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2. Why are you naked?
Or better yet, are you always naked?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:35 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. Because I'm warm
Well, no only when asked to. Unfortunately I'm evidentally horrid when naked. Go figure. :shrug: Makes the men run screaming...no it's true. :rofl:

:bounce: :bounce:
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:44 PM
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12. Then you have a painfully ironic screen name
Thanks for toying with us :( (I kid!)

Ah well, on the internets the most beautiful of people can become the lowliest slime, and those whose appearance would not hazard a second glance can display indescribable beauty. Besides, after a while, none of us look good naked. :)

:silly:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:50 PM
Response to Reply #12
17. Too true
And letting yourself be naked (not only in physical form) is always a difficult thing to do. Most of the time you just get hurt.

I don't think my screen name is ironic at all actually.

:)
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:06 PM
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31. You are correct,
Irony was not the right choice of word. I am really off my game tonight.

Again, with regards to nakedness and the internet, I find it easier here to be my naked self than just about anywhere. I am typically the type of person who could care less what others think of me, but can still be reserved in some ways out IRL (as they say).

But in cyberspace the walls come down and I let the bare flesh of my inner self come out. Fortunately that inner self tends to be me with more flirting, less tolerance for bullshit, and the ability (usually) to find the exact words I'm looking for before I say something.

Some people use the net as a place to hide themselves from others and be someone they are not. Not me though, when I'm here I like to be naked (though I am at work, so naked in the figurative sense. Once I get to my home terminal I can be naked in the literal sense)

:) :) :)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:11 PM
Response to Reply #31
35. Yes
As a social leper, I've let the net become my place to be myself. Maybe I should stop that. Though, I have met some of the most important people in my life online, so I guess not. I don't know. Today is just not such a good day for me to think about these things.

Thanks for being "naked" with me. hehe.
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:52 AM
Response to Reply #35
39. No problem
BareNaked Ladies are my favorite type :)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:34 PM
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4. Do you like sushi?
:shrug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:36 PM
Response to Reply #4
6. Well I'm vegetarian
But I enjoy the avocado salad roll and inari, which are both very yummy.

:hi:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:36 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. Why did you decide to become
a vegetarian? :shrug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:43 PM
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10. Originally because
I love animals so much. My mom tried to become vegetarian when we were growing up, but we were all resistent at the time. Then in 1994 she decided to try it again, and so did I. Since then, I've learned so much (and it's become so much easier). My children have also been vegetarian since birth (with a few experimental exceptions now that they are getting older.)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:45 PM
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14. Do you eat eggs?
:shrug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:51 PM
Response to Reply #14
18. On occasion
I am not a vegan.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:52 PM
Response to Reply #18
20. But don't vegatables and fruits
live and die too....so why do you eat them? :shrug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:53 PM
Response to Reply #20
23. Ok now...
You are just fucking with me.

But I love you anyway... :hug:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:56 PM
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28. I am doing exactly that.
Those poor vegetables. They live and breathe too!

And all you do is eat them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:05 PM
Response to Reply #28
29. I'm pretty sure
they were mocking me and thus deserve to die!

Damn veggies!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:42 PM
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9. I think you need to spank someone.
I humbly offer my own derriere. Go ahead. You'll feel better.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:44 PM
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11. You are my hero!
:spank: :spank: :spank:

Thank you!

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:45 PM
Response to Reply #11
13. I aim to please.
And apparently so do you. ;)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:51 PM
Response to Reply #13
19. I try
and often fail, but at least I try.

:*
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:52 PM
Response to Reply #19
22. Without failure there can be no success.
:*
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:54 PM
Response to Reply #22
24. Good point
But failure still sucks big hairy monkey balls, imo.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:55 PM
Response to Reply #24
27. Oh true.
Failure sucks, but you can't wallow in it - ya just gotta learn what you can from it and move on.

Of course I'm often lousy at taking my own advice. :silly:
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patrick t. cakes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:46 PM
Response to Original message
16. what is the square root
of a carrot?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:52 PM
Response to Reply #16
21. 42
Duh!
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patrick t. cakes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:55 PM
Response to Reply #21
26. 42. sure your not thinking
radish? :9
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:05 PM
Response to Reply #26
30. Hmmmm
Maybe?


No, I'm pretty sure it's 42.
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:08 PM
Response to Reply #30
34. You're both wrong
Edited on Sat Oct-28-06 08:08 PM by thefool_wa
The square root of a carrot is pi!


mmmmmmmmm, pi!

:silly:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:11 PM
Response to Reply #34
36. No, pi is the square root of sweet potato!
The square root of carrot is Bugs Bunny.
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patrick t. cakes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 08:12 PM
Response to Reply #34
37. only in england
with turnips and peas.
and a pint of samual smith. :beer: :silly:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:59 AM
Response to Reply #16
42. 69
Edited on Sun Oct-29-06 10:00 AM by HypnoToad
Now that's a carrot! :D

(also note, my response is #42...)

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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 11:32 PM
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38. Yes, you are
So shut the hell up you stupid ho.

*bow*
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:58 AM
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40. --want i go stampede their ass?
:hug:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:58 AM
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41. At the risk of sounding like a stalker
I "know" you from another message board, don't I? :hi:
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