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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:11 AM
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Funny exchange with a Freeper
On an AOL message board:



Lynn Cheney writes about lesbian sex

And says she didn't on CNN.

This is getting good.



Re:#1

DUH !!! Thats because she is an OUT Lesbian. The whole world knows that. Very strange post.



Re:#2 (mine)

The vice president is married to an "out" lesbian?

I wonder if he knows.



Re:#4

I made a mistake.......Mary, who is a Lesbian, is the daughter of Lynn Cheney.



Re:#5 (mine)

The whole world knows that. Very strange post.


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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:17 AM
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1. Are you trying to mess with the Freeper's head or something ???
My bet - the Freeper doesn't "get it".

Have fun though - like a cat playing with a mouse before eating it..............
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:36 AM
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2. Sigh... yeah, you're probably right
That's the problem with goofin' on Freepers. How do you win a battle of wits with someone who doesn't have enough of 'em to realize they've lost?

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:37 AM
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3. I've found people in GD & GD:P wondering if it was "like Mother, like daughter"
It's like have they read those scenes? Most poorly written, boring account of a lesbian hookup ever. Totally written by a straight person...with no writing skills.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:41 AM
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4. A straight person with some passion
and writing skills could do a good job.

She has neither...

RL
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:54 AM
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5. It's amazing how this shit gets published.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:56 AM
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6. What, you mean...
if Mary's a lesbian, her mom must be, too?

:rofl:

Oops... O'Reilly's on Letterman!

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 02:04 AM
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7. Yes, that's exactly what I mean.
I mean, really obviously one has to have intimate carnal knowledge of a woman to write a lesbian scene like that.

:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 02:11 AM
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8. Wow... that's just... wow!
I mean, shit when I said last night that DU enlightens me... well, y'know, I was already more enlightened than that.

:rofl:






Hey, you guys! Haruka and I are buds! We bowl!



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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 02:36 AM
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9. Dude, even my mother is more enlightened than that and she's dumb.
And not just because she thought Hawaii was another country.

Take for example, my cousin Toni is a lesbian. I thought we've all known since she came out to me at my dad's funeral (almost 4 years ago). Fast forward to family BBQ this summer...

Toni: And this is my partner Rebecca.
Mom: Oh, partners. That's nice. (obviously she's thinking tennis partners)

(kid goes running by)

Toni: And that's our son, Alex.
Mom: Oh...Oh! Partners.

Then, later at home...
Mom: Did you know Toni was gay?
Me: Yeah, for a long time.
Mom: Oh, do you think that's why she got divorced?
Me: Err..yeah...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 02:38 AM
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10. ...
:rofl:

You go, Mom. :thumbsup:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 02:48 AM
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11. As long as one keeps perspective, she's a constant source of amusement.
Like how she says, "It's a bit nipplely" when it's cold.

Other things are more funny in hindsight. Picture me at around 17, sitting on my bed, reading a book. Mom comes into room freaking out (common, since she's a total nut). This was back in her homophobic, I'm going to straight to hell, destroying the family, and ruining everyone's life phase.

Mom: Have you ever kissed a girl?

(I look up perplexed, thinking both, "err...yeah, dumbass" and "what the fuck brought this on?")

Mom: You have! Haven't you?!

(Mom storms out of room in a massive tizzy. I return to reading my book.)

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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 02:56 AM
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12. *cue dramatic organ chord*
Uh... that's a dramatic chord played on an organ, not... aw, skip it. :blush:



I have an ex who used to say "nipply." She had a thing for disc jockeys, and a couple of 'em used to let her do the weather late at night. One night she said "It's a little nipply outside."

I think that was the last time they put her on the air. :rofl:

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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 06:08 AM
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13. You reminded me of that Golden Girls episode...
...when Blanche (I think), seemed very cool with the fact that a guest character was a lesbian, because she confused it with being Lebanese.
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