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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 03:19 AM
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Fermez la Bush!
Hey, George Bush! I fart in your general direction!

And... I'm flying Air France because I love Air France! Your leetle hoax does not scare meeee, you ugly son of a sheep hearder!

Just had time to log in from France to see how this ridiculous move by the Homeland Security is playing in the US. What nonsense, what twattle! My mom, an avid Fox watcher, wrote me and tried to get me to stay in France after our vacation. She believes this nonsense.

I told her that if I get blowed up, she can sell all my assets and put the money in a fund to fight George Bush in 2004.

I love my country, and I hate George Bush. I'm pround of both!

Vive les US, Vive la France, et George Bush, ferme ta gaule!

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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 03:23 AM
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1. RLOL
And yes you need to get your mom of the how to scare the American
People

Once you put this in perspective watching the lets scare the American
people channels, formerly known as the news, is actually so transparent and funny
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 03:27 AM
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2. And he can kiss my ass too!!
:thumbsup:
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Kremer Donating Member (265 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 03:32 AM
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3. Damn, too F**ken funny!
God, very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!! I was telling someone the other day that this country is a ridiculous farce!!! This shit is comical. We are supposed to be scared but keep shopping!!! So was this some cheap shot at the "enemy and great Satan" France? France is saying it was all b/s!
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The Undertaker Donating Member (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 03:39 AM
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4. No kidding, eh?
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 06:50 AM
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6. well the more we shop...
the more stuff we'll get blowed up with! Will make it more interesting for those required to ID our bodies...
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 05:26 AM
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5. Honestly ...
Edited on Fri Dec-26-03 05:27 AM by CarolinaPeridot
I told my mom the same thing to sell my assets and give my college money away in ways of defeating Bush in 2004 if I die before I am home . Sad but thats how I feel :)
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Interrobang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:46 AM
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7. Et...M. George! Baise ma coude!
I'm flying out today (Air Canada) to LaGuardia...yaaay! I get to clear US Customs in Pearson in Toronto, home of the surliest US Customs agents ever (like the one who put me through the Third Degree and then said, "I'm just playin' with you, go on and catch your flight..." Damn Asscrack and his obsession with rainbow flags!!
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