SCREW Halloween! I'm prepping for the war on CHRISTMAS!

[matcom]

what are YOU secular progressives doing to prepare for this year's 'War On Christmas'? ­­

i'm coming up with ways to make the Baby Jesus cry using sulfates.

you?

[madinmaryland]

1. I'm going to kick the shit out of some midget elves!!!

[YankeyMCC]

2. I'm going to hang Darwin Fish ornaments

on all the xmas tree displays in the stores.

And I'll only say "Happy Holidays."

:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

3. we're already losing the war this year!

I've seen Christmas decorations in major department stores since around frackin' Labor Day! We've got our work cut out for us this year.

An early Happy Holidays to you, though.

[crim son]

4. It's solstice for me this year.

I'm waging the war by ignoring Christmas completely...

[Kutjara]

5. I'll be celebrating the festival of Sol Invictus.

What is this "Christmas" of which you speak?

[Arugula Latte]

6. I'm sending cards reading:

"Baby Jesus is dead as a doormat and he ain't never comin' back! Deal with it!"

[Jamastiene]

7. I'm celebrating it.

Every time they sing a religious song at school, I'm going to walk around saying "Ho Ho Ho" really loudly. That'll really piss them off. :evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

13. Be careful!!!

Saying "Ho" Three times around young children in December can get you gang beat!! And you better have at lest some candy or your knees will never be the same again.

[Jamastiene]

18. I go to community college.

I'm just picturing that bunch of recent high school graduates doing all that stuff you describe. I wouldn't put it past some of them. :rofl:

[mduffy31]

8. When is the next meeting for the war on xmas?

I missed the last one.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. I will find groups of children and sing this song to them:

You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is dead.

[Lady Freedom]

15. And end up like this guy!!

[Elidor]

10. I've been assigned to stealing the presents from under trees

I hate it when they give me the shit jobs. Does anyone wanna trade for spreading the homosexual agenda? That's so much less work.

[u4ic]

11. Throwing tomatoes at carollers

Sneaking into Catholic churches and heckling the priest.

Shouting "bah, humbug!" at anyone who looks remotely jolly.

[Fuzz]

12. Christmas Stars = Ninja Stars

'nuff said.

[Dukkha]

14. leaving piles of shit in the Salvation Army Santa buckets

those anti-gay wackos deserve it too

[Lady Freedom]

16. (setting quietly in corner)

[mainegreen]

17. I'm starting a new holiday on Dec 25 dedicated to gorging on veal.

At the olive garden in the smoking section.