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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:01 PM
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Vaguely weird and incoherent rant about topic du jour
LOTS OF IT TYPED IN ALL CAPS!!1

Very little logic, and no discernible facts. LOTS of heightened emotion and breathlessness.

Takes pride in being controversial ("flame away!"), but takes umbrage when actually challenged.
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:04 PM
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1. I like cookies
:-)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:23 PM
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5. Only Freepers like cookies
:eyes:
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:24 PM
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6. Why do hate America?
:puke:
































I still love cookies :P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:25 PM
Response to Reply #6
8. So slather me with Oreos
And call me Pepperidge Farm! :bounce:
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:53 PM
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29. Pepperidge Farm?
snookies cookies!! :9




:bounce:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:54 PM
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30. They have one flaw
Only EIGHT cookies to a bag. x(
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:15 PM
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2. I take my umbrella
when it rains.... :)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:24 PM
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7. Umbrellas are a Rovian plot
Rain is good for plant life, so stopping it with UMBRELLAS is a hateful Rovian tactic designed to STEAL the election from us Democrats! :grr:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:43 PM
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23. it is a vast conspiracy...
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:16 PM
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3. THIS IS HUGH!!1!! I'M SERIES!!1!!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:22 PM
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4. Dude! Nobody reads posts that long.
Keep down to under 18 paragraphs.
x(
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:26 PM
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9. HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!!!
It's a small world after all, it's a small, small world...
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:36 PM
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15. oh how original
if there's an original thought out there

i could sure use it :)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:37 PM
Response to Reply #15
17. Even the swap meets around here
Are getting corrupt. x(
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:27 PM
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10. Insipient ad hominem attack
followed by utterly ludicrous, and completely unrelated, strawman argument about my own emotionally unevolved "issue".


(lots of empty lines of "dramatic space")


(and then finally)

Final salvo suggesting that if you can't understand the impeccable logic of my arguments, you are clearly from the wrong side of the tracks, your prioroties (and thus you, personally) are totally and utterly fucked, and that you are quite likely a troll.

Defiant and ridiculous smiley posted in total smugmess and intentionality, but which only makes me look like an ass to intelligent people.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:29 PM
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11. Sycophantic post
cheering your conclusions.

Anyone who doesn't agree with your logic must be a troll!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:35 PM
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14. Passive-aggressive rebuttal
Snide correction of your misspelling (incipient), and a swipe at your reading comprehension skills, including a gratuitous dig at your regional background and mores. Smiley.

Wistful conclusion that it's a shame that we all can't get along better and be able to discuss IDEAS with less confrontation. States that KKKarl Rove is creaming his pants over the division at DU.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:41 PM
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21. Non-subtle accusation that poster is a lardassed fuckwit
Edited on Tue Oct-24-06 03:42 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Initial derogatory ad hominem attacks on poster's ill-conceived and ignorant gastronomical choices.

Blatant dismissal of poster's correction added with blatant anti-correction and pointed accusation that poster should get a goddamn dictionary and then learn to read it, because "incipient" and "insipient" are entirely different words, so don't try to correct a word that is used correctly, especially when poster is trying to correct it to a word that doesn't make any fucking sense in the context in which the word was being used.

Lazy signing off sentence, since it's not worth the trouble to point out for a third time that the poster's brains appear to made out of Foley's page-(body fluid)-filled diarrhea.

Smiley.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:39 PM
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20. Okay, how's this?
Edited on Tue Oct-24-06 03:40 PM by Deep13
Since you think the 78 Battlestar Galactica is better than the present series, you must be a basket weaver. Clearly your basketweaving tendencies are the result of your Dad not going to your 7th grade soccer games. You're a strawman created by God in the manner of Genesis. (You said unevolved.)

(cue dramatic music.)


I can only imagine that anyone who can be remotely entertained by "Face" Benedict flying cardboard spaceships must be morally deficient, from a bad neighborhood, suffering from a venereal disease and a hideous creature from the imagination of Tolkien.
:hurts:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:29 PM
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12. as usual ~ I haven't a clue

Did I miss something important again?
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:33 PM
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13. awesome
Edited on Tue Oct-24-06 03:35 PM by buddhamama
i love the fire extinguisher lady. (might i borrow it when modding? ) :thumbsup:

which leads me to my gripe. i have had it with nice people. arrgghhhh. what we need now is more angry mean people. :) :hi:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:37 PM
Response to Reply #13
16. So aren't I mean and angry enough???
:eyes: ;-)


I don't like it when Joan gets fire extinguisher foam all over my cookies - which I took from Nini when she was distracted by the stunning logic of my posts. :bounce:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:43 PM
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24. Oh goodness! Did I goof again? Sorry ZW! That's enough to make anyone MAD!
Want some chicken instead?
It can't be as good as cookies but it's the only thing I have hanging around at the moment. :shrug:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:45 PM
Response to Reply #13
25. Sure! Borrow it anytime you want to.
This guy is beyond help.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:46 PM
Response to Reply #25
26. i don't think it's a good idea
to post pics of Zomby without his permission. :D

thanks, Joan. :yourock:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:51 PM
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28. Sure she can!
Unlike you, she pays me generous hush money! :P
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 04:19 PM
Response to Reply #28
34. ZW You are

Hot Stuff!

























in addition to Hush Money ~ I give great complements!





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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 04:21 PM
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35. I lava you, Joanie!
You just let the emoticons flow!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:37 PM
Response to Reply #12
18. Don't worry about it. Just CALL CONGRESS! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:38 PM
Response to Reply #18
19. God, I loved that thread.
I forgot to bookmark it, does anyone have it handy?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:41 PM
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22. Here it is..
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:57 PM
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31. ....
"Hello? Senators Levin/Stabenow and Rep Camp? I'm calling because a profanity-intensive yet anonymous poster on an internet political board insisted I do, but I don't know why. Thank you for your time."

God, I love Richardo. :rofl:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:47 PM
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27. 323 replies!
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 03:58 PM
Response to Reply #27
32. ...
"I'm on hold...Quick! What, of an infinite number of things, do you want me to tell them?"

:rofl:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 04:02 PM
Response to Reply #32
33. I'd double my DU donation
To get a peek at those deleted sub-threads just one more time...
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 04:24 PM
Response to Reply #18
36. just like most guys ~ they'll never listen to me

they don't even listen to the wishes of the voters 1/2 the time
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-24-06 04:24 PM
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37. S'UP DAWG....sigh......



.....THIS IS CONTAGIOUS...THE CDC AND WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION SAYS SO!!! :tinfoilhat:




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