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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 01:53 PM
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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb
Why bother - they're in the dark anyways!
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 01:58 PM
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1. They'd have to find it first n/t
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 02:00 PM
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2. What's wrong with the old lightbulb?
It was good enough for my Pappy, and it's good enough for me! </freep>
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 02:02 PM
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3. About the same amount that counter-demonstrates at our rallies.
In other words, about a dozen.

But they'd have to admit that it's broken, which can take many years, with no end in sight.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 02:04 PM
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4. Ten
One to blame the Clintons,

One to hate the gays,

One to send other peoples' kids to wars,

One to hate minorities and call them weird names no one has ever heard of,

One to hate the immigrants,

One to take away social security,

One to take away abortion rights,

One to stop stem cell research,

One to kiss the oil companies' asses

And one to call the wife over to change the light bulb!
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 02:05 PM
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5. We don't need to change no light bulb. That's just a liberal lie!
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 02:06 PM
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6. First they have to blame someone for breaking it
and we all know that Clinton did it and Ted Kennedy drove him there. :rofl:

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 02:48 PM
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8. CLENIS BROKE THE LIGHTBULB
Clenis is bad!!! He had the lightbulb in his hands and he knew the lightbulb was about to flicker away but instead he opted to not give the go-ahead to change the lightbulb.

Come soon to ABC: "The Path to Changing the Lightbulb"
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 02:11 PM
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7. Ha!
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 02:52 PM
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9. I don't know but they are always one short of a freeper that can spell
or construct a grammatical sentence.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 03:37 PM
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10. The number doesn't matter
Edited on Mon Oct-23-06 03:38 PM by sarge43
They'll sprip the threads, break the bulb, then blame Clinton for being in the dark.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 03:42 PM
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11. None.
They would outsource the job to Bangalore, because it would create more American jobs.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 03:44 PM
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12. Or just give huge tax cuts to the lightbulb manufacturers
while neglecting the rest of us who are in the dark and have to choose between having light or food on our table
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 03:50 PM
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13. Freepers have electricity?
When did this happen?! :P
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 03:52 PM
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14. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventeen. One talks in Congress for 5 hours about how the lack of family
values in this country symbolizes the burning out of a light bulb. Two more
rant and rave about how it was the Democrat's fault that the light bulb
burned out in the first place. Three more talk in hushed whispers about how
this whole light bulb thing could escalate into something soon. Two more
are about to change the light bulb, but decide instead to attend a
fund-raising dinner. And the rest spend the remainder of the week forming a
Congressional Light-Bulb Fixing Task Force.

Nobody, of course, ever gets around to changing the light bulb...
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 03:53 PM
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15. Well,
Edited on Mon Oct-23-06 03:53 PM by Oregonian
First they have to get Limbaugh to tell them it needs changing. Then they have to get a poor person's son or daughter to actually do the changing for them. After it's changed, they have to stuff a cuke in their flight suit (a fake one because they are chickenhawks) and get their picture taken under a banner that reads "Lightbulb Accomplished."
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