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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:27 PM
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Why the FUCK did they have to invent Viagra!!!
I DO NOT NEED 50 EMAILS A DAY PUSHING THIS SHIT ON ME!!!!
DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS TACTIC WILL SELL MORE? FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY!!!
:rant:
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:28 PM
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1. Why'd they invent the Internet?
I think that's what you hate. DU aside.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:29 PM
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2. Sounds like you need a gmail account my friend
Once I got gmail, all that crap went into a junk mail folder automatically....even the purposely misspelled stuff! :hug:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:31 PM
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3. But, it's a CUREALL!!!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:58 PM
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12. Heh...tell that to my friend that ended up in the ER with one of those 4+
hour erections.

:rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:31 PM
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4. I love how they misspell the word Viagra in all those emails
because they know that most email filters will filter out anything with the word Viagra in it so instead you'll get emails for V!agra, Viagara, Vlagara, etc. etc.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:32 PM
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7. YES those are the ones I'm getting
Edited on Mon Oct-23-06 12:57 PM by Neo
the misspell tactic is so spam filters cannot block them based on the subject line
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:31 PM
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5. Sounds like someone is in impotence denial
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:32 PM
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6. Here is why it was invented......
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:34 PM
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8. some people aren't able to fu$% off and die
without it.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:37 PM
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9. Because it's more profitable to give an old white guy an erection
...than to solve real diseases. (quoting Toby Ziegler)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:42 PM
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10. Bob Dole says "Don't mess with Bob Dole's miracle cure!"
Must've sold well in 1996... :crazy:
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:55 PM
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11. one good thing...it might save a few of these....
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 12:59 PM
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13. Men (and women) use THOSE as, um, substitutes?
:wow:

:scared:

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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 01:02 PM
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14. no in some cultures its considered a cure to erectice dysfunction
rhino horns, tiger nails etc

weird much
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 01:04 PM
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15. Very weird indeed.
And hopefully viagra will replace the rhino and tiger component. If I recall, rhinos (and tigers) are on the endangered species list. :(

Thank you for the edification. :thumbsup:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 01:08 PM
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16. welcome,,,,
they are on the endangered lists...unfortunately viagra is too expensive to be on the market in small villages in china and india where this crap is practised..

sigh for ignorance!
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 01:40 PM
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19. also harp seal penis bone
yes, apparently harp seals actually have a bone inside theirs.

http://harpseals.org/hunt

The facts show that about 40% of the seals are actually skinned alive. Adults and resisting mothers are shot and/ or clubbed and skinned and in the case of males, have their penis bones removed. If convenient to do so, some of the bodies are then recovered and processed into pet food or used to feed the animals in fur farms.
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 01:22 PM
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18. LOL.
I didn't think anyone would take it that way!

Lioness got it.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-23-06 01:11 PM
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17. I love the stuff myself
at 40 some times the ol soldier needs a kick :)
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