Here are some spooky jokes!!!

[Lady Freedom]

Benefits of dating a vampire:

Long relationships
Centuries of experience
Immune to all diseases
Always has amazing stamina
Loves neck nibbling
Rarely interested in arguing religion
Never comes home with garlic breath
Doesn't snore, sleeps like the dead



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Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.

Q. What was the witches favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling.

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos.

Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
A. Handburgers.

Q. Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad?
A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit!

Q. Did you hear about the ghost photographer?
A. The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

Q. What does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.

Q. Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
A. He was buttering up his teacher.

Q. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
A. Pumpkin pi.

Q. What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
A. A monster laughing his head off.

Q. Why are so few ghosts arrested?
A. It's hard to pin anything on them.

Q. Why did the ghost cross the road?
A. To get to "THE OTHER SIDE".

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the boos.

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.

[wildhorses]

1. I love punkin pi