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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 01:59 PM
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Holiday greetings from my attorney
Please accept, with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;

PLUS

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher.

Disclaimer:

By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms and all responsibility associated with this greeting. This greeting is subject at any time to clarification and/or revocation at the discretion of the wisher. It is freely transferable with or without alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 02:01 PM
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1. my lawyer is Lionel Hutz!
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 02:14 PM
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2. Hah! As an attorney, I like this
Very funny. Most attorneys I know aren't exactly imbued with the spirit of the season, to say the least. But, this was good stuff.
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 02:17 PM
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4. You must not know many lawyers
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 02:16 PM
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3. I love it. n/t
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BigBigBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 02:18 PM
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5. My wife's a lawyer
ZenLefty - she'll just crack up over this. Thanks. :)
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