Why is it

[reyd reid reed]

that I'm so sleepy right now...but by the time I get home, I'll be wide awake?

I need something to wake me up NOW.

Coffee ain't doin' it.

Dinner didn't work.

Baseball game isn't helping.

CHOCOLATE had no effect.


What shall I try next? I'm open to suggestions...

[lizziegrace]

1. Heh

[reyd reid reed]

8. Shhhhhhhh

Wait...on second thought, Don't 'shhhhhhh'...I'm sleepy. I need to wake UP, dammit!!!











how'd practice go?

[lizziegrace]

14. I like the hunky firefighter idea

It was okay, I guess. Very strange music. Needlessly difficult. The arranger felt compelled to throw in every key change and time change available. Sigh.

[qnr]

2. Set off the sprinklers? Let the cold water, sirens, pretty lights & husky

firemen wake you up?

[reyd reid reed]

6. Ooooh...definite possibilities...especially the part about the

pretty lights.











Well...the husky fireman has potential, too.

[qnr]

7. lol! n/t

[lizziegrace]

15. You must be sleepy

if the pretty lights overshadowed the hunky firefighters. I worry about you!

[reyd reid reed]

22. Heeee

Well...I don't know if 'overshadowed' would be the word I'd use.

Overwhelmed, perhaps.

[BarenakedLady]

3. Sex?

Darn it. I'm thinking for myself. Nevermind.

[reyd reid reed]

10. Well, that would wake me up

At least I'm pretty sure it would.

Frowned on in the workplace, though. Doesn't mean I can't Think about it, though. Just promise you won't tell on me...

[BarenakedLady]

12. oh

I am soooooo tellin'...

[GOPisEvil]

13. That would work temporarily for me...

...but you know what follows:

[lizziegrace]

16. Just as long as you don't

alone.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Tell me about it.

Although...well...yeah...:sigh:

[lizziegrace]

23. I'll tell you about it

Stud.

[GOPisEvil]

25. Oh, DO go on.

Stud?

[lizziegrace]

31. You need help accepting compliments

I'd be willing to work with you. As long as it takes until you believe.

[GOPisEvil]

33. This is actually true.

I'm quite modest. I try to just say 'thank you' and smile. Not sure I deserve it, of course.

So, yeah, I need a lot of work.

[lizziegrace]

35. It will take lots of convincing

and lots and lots of practice. I hope you're willing to commit.

[GOPisEvil]

36. Commit to practice? Yes.

[lizziegrace]

37. Good

I can be very patient.

And very complimentary.

[GOPisEvil]

40. Well then...

I hope to be the teacher's pet.

[lizziegrace]

42. You'll be

a most excellent student. And the teacher's pet.

But you'll have to stay after class. And you'll have more homework than most.

[GOPisEvil]

43. I learn best...

...one to one... I need lots of attention.

[lizziegrace]

48. So do I

we'll get along just fine.

[GOPisEvil]

50. ...

Good night! I'm off to bed.

[lizziegrace]

52. Sweet dreams!

[BarenakedLady]

19. Oh you

I'd give you 10-15 minutes tops. Then you would have to perform again.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Oh, I love when you command me!

[BarenakedLady]

28. I know this

Which is why I spank at every opportunity. and

[GOPisEvil]

30. Pleasure and pain...

[BarenakedLady]

32. *purrr*

[GOPisEvil]

34. I have too much of one and not enough of the other.

[BarenakedLady]

38. Too much pleasure and not enough pain?

Or the other way around?

<---just in case

[GOPisEvil]

41. Too much pleasure?

Er...the other way 'round...but spank away.

[BarenakedLady]

46. I would but

I think Lizzie's got ya covered.

[GOPisEvil]

47. Yeah, but no one spanks like you.

[BarenakedLady]

54. Pffft.

Tease.

[Road Scholar]

4. Oh well........ eom

[reyd reid reed]

56. I've wondered for a while now...what's 'eom'?

[Road Scholar]

61. It means end of message.

I am fairly certain that I could awaken you. LOL

[crim son]

5. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRR RRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Awake now?

[reyd reid reed]

11. LOLOL!

[crim son]

51. I'm here for you honey! n/t

[Floogeldy]

9. Being slapped by a raging human is quite invigorating.

I crave it. You?

[reyd reid reed]

17. Can't say as I

crave it, exactly. At least not the same way I crave chocolate or ice cream or even the occasinal cheeto.

But hell...right now I need to WAKE UP.

[WCGreen]

21. What's with the firemen....

How come women never dream of hunky accountants...

[reyd reid reed]

24. Give me a hunky accountant and I'll dream of him

But...I'd rather not be dreaming.

[lizziegrace]

27. You could get quite a return

on your investment.

[WCGreen]

44. With just a little interest....

[WCGreen]

39. Will this do.....

A hunk of what, I'm not sure...

But still....

[lizziegrace]

53. Hey RRR!!

Hunky liberal accountant...

[reyd reid reed]

55. Oooooh...

You clean up nice.

[WCGreen]

57. And I always have a little Sax with me....

[reyd reid reed]

58. Yeah?

Tenor, alto or...*ahem* bari?

[WCGreen]

59. Bari.....

I got it at Clinton's fiftieth Birthday party at the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame...

[reyd reid reed]

60. I wouldn't classify a bari

as a 'little' anything.

Would you?

[RetroLounge]

26. Will this wake you up?

RL

[reyd reid reed]

45. ...

[bigwillq]

29. That's how I am

when I get out of work.

I am tired but I just can't fall asleep.

[reyd reid reed]

49. Heh...wouldn't be so bad if I was out of work

Problem is, I'm still here...and it's fixin' to get busy because state tennis is this weekend and...and...and...

I'm sleepy.

When I get home, I'll be wide awake.