so i'm considering learning how to nitpick.

[ForrestGump]

Any advice you can give me? It'd better be 100% accurate, too, or you'll never hear the end of it.

[wildhorses]

1. you already know how...trust me on this

I have read your posts

[ForrestGump]

2. Now you're just nitpicking

[wildhorses]

4. now it is a discussion on who started it...

and I think your name is on the board so...you win

[ForrestGump]

9. No, it's your fault

Wild horses couldn't drag me from that conclusion...

[wildhorses]

15. keep it up sweetie...

and they will drag you back and you will like it

[ForrestGump]

17. I'll do my best to keep it...um...

clean.

[wildhorses]

21. with the wildhorses its gonna be

hard





































to do

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. I thought you were already a virtuoso!

[ForrestGump]

10. Hey! Leave my

sexual predelictions out of this!

[mwdem]

5. I think you should be considering teaching nitpicking.

You are the expert!

[ForrestGump]

11. What are

the hours?

[mwdem]

13. Remember, I'll be in Vegas in March...

...any hour will do.

[ForrestGump]

18. And, remember: what happens in Vegas

hasn't happened to me yet, dammit.

Forward, March!

[mwdem]

19. ...me, neither!

Hey, my birthday is in March, too. That's something, right?


on edit: where the hell have you been?

[democracyindanger]

6. Start by

learning to capitalize the first letter of a sentence.

[petronius]

7. Not to mention the pronoun 'I'...

[ForrestGump]

14. Actually, me used an

amateur noun.

[ForrestGump]

12. That egregious error belongs to the originator of the thread

I copycatted. Its' not my fault, I tell you, and your a looser for even pointing it out, irregardless, and I could'nt not care less.

[jus_the_facts]

8. Nope....no advice.....

....just wanted to say

[ForrestGump]

16. And I just wanted to say

as well as "hi"!

[jus_the_facts]

23. Ahha....backatcha....

....mmmm tasty...thank ya kindly!

[bridgit]

20. 'nit-picking' harbors a time honored pass-time, what are your...

qualifications

[In_The_Wind]

22. Sorry, can't help you on that.

Cause I never never nitpick.
I fully believe the only way things will be done correctly is if I do it myself.

[rug]

24. 100% accurate is redundant.