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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 06:52 PM
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"Win a Dream Date with a Dingbat!"
That's RIGHT! :bounce:

He can cook!

He can fix things!

He can mutter maudlin poetry without spilling his wine!


...And plus, he's recently re-marketed! Re-branded! And re-turnable for a five cent deposit! :D



What, you ladies might be asking, what must I do to "Win a Dream Date with a Dingbat?"


SIMPLE! In 20 words or less, explain why your particular brand of female guile is somehow less damaging than the rest of your evil brood's!


Here's a few to get you started:


"I'll only partially destroy your world in a matter of moments, because..."
"With me, you'll never see the oncoming train because..."
"All my ex-boyfriends agree the agony was worth it, because..."



So start now! :bounce:

Deadline is noon Mountain Time, sometime next week. Monday, say. No, Tuesday, I've got lunch Monday. :yoiks:



Note to the obtuse, or just uppity: The preceding was sardonic and self-reflexive. Fear not.
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:19 PM
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1. Well, I'm already married, so that's a start...
:hug:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 07:21 PM
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2. how about postin' a pic...
of your boat :P
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:32 PM
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7. Ah yes! The DingbatBoat!

Well, at least I'm first in line for the little guy when DadBat shuffles off. BUT... at no extra charge, you can learn to do this:

...At least as well as me, shown here two seconds before a thorough sinus cleansing. :silly:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:07 PM
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3. Well, if I weren't married, I'd say with me we could skip the first
twenty years of the relationship and move right to the point where we don't talk to each other anymore. Sound good?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:15 PM
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4. Oooo!! I wanna win the Date With A Dingbat!

All of my ex-boyfriends and ex-husbands said "We never fought or yelled or screamed. Can we try again?"
You see ~ I make lovin' fun.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:15 PM
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5. Damn. I don't think I'd pass the physical.
:P
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 08:19 PM
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6. *raises paw*
I'll only partially destroy your world in a matter of moments because you'll forget about me soon enough.

With me, you'll never see the oncoming train because you'll be looking at someone else.

All my ex-boyfriends agree the agony was worth it because it made them appreciate the next one who came along.

:P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:45 PM
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8. That's the spirit! n/t
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 10:46 PM
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9. Preliminary question:
From how old a woman will you accept an application? :evilgrin:
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