During the next few days, I'll be telling the world's longest joke

[MrScorpio]

It's called, Don't Touch My Elephant. You'll get a bit of it each day. Check this thread for updates.

Let's begin:

A few years ago, a young man was taking a long and leisurely drive out in the countryside. It was a beautiful Saturday evening and all was well, until he began to have engine trouble and the car began to stall. Moments later, the engine cut out completely. He drifted his disabled car to the side of the lonely country road under the momentum that remained. He had no cell phone and there was not another person in sight in empty countryside. Needless to say, he was stranded and he was not happy at all.

To be cont.

[lizziegrace]

1. ...

[mzteris]

6. If you'll share your

with me, I'll share my with you . . .

[lizziegrace]

9. Of course!

Pull up a chair. Extra butter?

[matcom]

2. and then the other guy said....

"If you help me find my car keys we can DRIVE outta here!"

[MrScorpio]

3. Nope, that's not it

You have to wait until tomorrow

Sorry!

[terrya]

4. Is the word "brazillion" used anywhere in this joke?

Looking forward to the rest of it.

[MrScorpio]

5. No brazillion

Oh, I forgot the Title!

[youthere]

7. No...the world's longest "joke" is the Bush Administration.

[MrScorpio]

8. World Longest Joke Part 2

Sorry I'm late, but here's part 2

After looking under his hood and figuring out that he can't do anything to fix his car, he took off on a walk down the road. He remembered that he saw a huge house on the other side of a long field, and he figured that he would go there in hope that the owner was home and would let him use their phone. Once he arrived to the location of the place, he walked across the long field and the huge driveway. He was impressed my the massive size of house and realized that it was more like a mansion once he got closer to it.

When he finally arrived to the front door, which was massive by anyone's standards, the grabbed the huge door knocker and gave it a resounding knock. A few moments had passed, and before he lost patience and started to walk off, he heard the massive doors locks click. Slowly the doors began to open. The man looked into the crack and saw the face of the mansion's owner, and woman. From the look on her face, she did not look too enthused about her unexpected visitor.

To be cont.

[rug]

10. He realized, to his dismay, that he was at the White House.