Why is there no chocolate in my house?

[RevolutionaryActs]

*whimper*

[reyd reid reed]

1. I'll share my M&Ms with you...

they're peanut butter M&Ms, but...

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Aww. Thank you, you're the bestest

[Haole Girl]

2. Not even hot cocoa? Or, chips for making cookies?

Sometimes, if you look again, you can find some....
advice from a chocolate addict.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Nothing.

It's shocking.

[wildhorses]

4. there oughtta be a law....pfft

poor thing....want some of my dark chocolate with almonds??

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Yes, pwease.

hehe

[democracyindanger]

7. Scotch tastes like chocolate

if you drink enough of it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Ewwww, does not.

It smells like feet, how could it possible taste like chocolate?

[democracyindanger]

9. Drink more

Right now, the scotch I'm drinking has moved on from tasting like chocolate and now tastes like fairy dust on wheat toast. I kid you not.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. LOL

I would drink more, but I don't have any scotch.

[Broken_Hero]

11. ..........

[Drum]

12. Bwaa!

Sweet dreams!