What is the worst smelling men's aftershave?

[youthere]

My top choice would be Old Spice. My dad's boss used to drown himself in it to try to mask his own BO. It didn't work. I can't smell that stuff without gagging.

[unsavedtrash]

1. right there with you.

blah!

[bleedingheart]

2. Any of them...if they are over done

[ThomCat]

3. There are any that smell good?

I've never understood the attraction to fake scents. Give me the smell of someone who's just clean, or maybe with just a bit of sweat.

[RedStateShame]

4. Brut...to replicate the essence of a cat peeing on your face.

[catmandu57]

22. Second on Brut

That shit makes me sick to my stomach. I had a running buddy who bathed in that crap.

[SOteric]

5. Eau D'Dieu D'adé

The witty aroma of sweat, horse pasture, cheap booze and cigar smoke one can only get from hanging out at the race track with one's cronies.

[kay1864]

English Leather

Yuk. Please *do* wear "nothing at all" instead.

[bif]

6. High Karate

Remember that crap? Smelled horrible.

[youthere]

12. If I recall corectly, that's what my first middle school

dance smelled like. Every sweaty boy in the sixth grade soaked himself liberally in "High Karate". Awful.

[Frank Cannon]

31. It's HAI Karate, and it helped introduce me to 'manhood'...

so don't be saying frack about Hai Karate. That was one of the best nights of my life.

[driver8]

38. I still wear HAI Karate to get the chicks...

Maybe that explains why I go home alone all the time.

(Just kidding. I'm happily married and today is my 7th year anniversary!!)

[youthere]

40. Congratulations!!

[OzarkDem]

44. Happy Anniversary! n/t

[mark414]

7. it's called sex panther by odeon

it's illegal in nine countries. it's made with bits of real panther.

[youthere]

9. It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

[RedStateShame]

13. It smells like Bigfoot's dick!!

[PittPoliSci]

35. that's how you know it's good.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

39. so you know its good! It smells of desire, which is similar to a used

diaper filled with indian food.

[RedCloud]

8. Shouldn't they make manly fragrances?

Mowed lawn...
Freshly sawed wood...
New car scent...

Man I smell a jackpot.

[RedStateShame]

11. I've seen stuff like that in some local shops around here....

I've also heard of cologne that smells like gasoline.

[mockmonkey]

10. Totally Agree n/t

[Phillycat]

14. Brut, for sure. Always hated Polo too. And Drakkar. nt

[Broken_Hero]

21. I agree with Brut...

but Drakk? I dont' use the aftershave, but its the cologne I use...my aftershave is...damn, I don't shave, I'm a hairy man...

[ceile]

28. Second for Drakkar

but I LOVE polo.

[LaraMN]

15. Yep.

That's the smell of my Grandpa.

[johnnie]

16. I use bacon fat

Smells delicious and eatable.

[youthere]

41. mmmmm...bacon

[devilgrrl]

17. All of them.

My step-brother is the living "way too much cologne wearer" - they all make me ill.

[calico1]

18. Any aftersave or cologne that a man either douses

himself in and/or uses in place of taking a shower!

[jmowreader]

19. That crap that comes in steel cans is pretty vile

One is Axe. The other is TAG. Both are nasty-ass odors.

Now here's the sick part. My wife, my Chanel No. 5-loving wife, my wife who occasionally loads my scrawny white ass into the car, drives me to Selma and forces me to shop for cigars while she's buying Chanel No. 5 because it's really cheap at JR's Cigars...fucking LOVES Axe. I don't get it, man. Axe smells like what they rejected while they were creating Hai Karate.

So far, she has managed to purchase five cans of this shit for my use: one can of TAG, four of Axe. They're all nearly completely full; sometimes I'll spritz on some before we have marital relations because the odor of this product class does turn her on, but when I leave the house I've always got Canoe on.

[jberryhill]

29. Uh, dude...

If it turns on your wife, what do YOU care what it smells like.

[jmowreader]

36. You gotta have standards, man

Axe smells like Roundup. Would YOU like to smell like herbicide?

[youthere]

46. I'll go with you on that...that stuff is pretty nasty...

It all pretty much smells like bug spray.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

48. Oooh, I LOVE Canoe.

Mmmmmmm....

[Fox Mulder]

20. All of them.

I hate aftershave. I only use it if I have to.

[Lex]

23. Old Spice reminds me of my Dad because he wears it

so I like it for that reason.

[crim son]

24. 10,000 Miles, by Mary Chapin Carpenter.

Fare thee well
My own true love
Farewell for a while
I'm going away
But I'll be back
Though I go 10,000 miles

10,000 miles
My own true love
10,000 miles or more
The rocks may melt
And the seas may burn
If I should not return

Oh don't you see
That lonesome dove
Sitting on an ivy tree
She's weeping for
Her own true love
As I shall weep for mine

Oh come ye back
My own true love
And stay a while with me
If I had a friend
All on this earth
You've been a friend to me

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Maybe this

Though it's a cologne, not an after-shave.





And it's real.

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPR...

[terrya]

26. Brut is horrible.

It smells like paint thinner.

[Cannikin]

27. I second that.

[musette_sf]

30. Aramis

no contest. used to work with a guy waaaaaaaay back in the early 70s that reeked of Aramis. eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[youthere]

42. HOly Shit! They still make that crap??

I thought they gave away the last bottle with the last polyester leisure suit they made.

[skygazer]

32. I don't really like any of them

Or women's perfume for that matter. I like the smell of clean skin, with a hint of outdoors and fresh air and even a little sweat as long as it's not overpowering.

[Deja Q]

33. Ode de Sai'lor?

It's often found in cheap hotels and free clinics...

[Duppers]

34. you got it. Old spice gags me.

I'm a female and my father use to wear the stuff. It actually made me car sick when I was enclosed with him.

[youthere]

45. I remember being stuck at one of my dad's office parties..

and I was stuck next to his boss for the longest time. I nearly barfed then.

[Redstone]

37. I'd no sooner use aftershave or cologne than I'd wear a damn dress.

So I guess my answer is "all of them."

Redstone

[MassLiberal]

43. I hate it all

[youthere]

47. I don't think I've ever smelled any that I've liked either...

My husband doesn't wear it. I think he smells best either right after a shower, or after he's been out cutting wood. Sometimes if a guy puts deoderant on too heavy it gets to me.