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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:58 PM
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I want to be a lesbian, and yet I am not; I challenge all DU lesbians...
to compile a proper list of 'whys' I should change my mind and come on over...I'm waiting :)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:59 PM
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1. Is your husband aware of this?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:00 PM
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2. that's not a proper list...
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:02 PM
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3. girls are hot.
this is the only good reason.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:03 PM
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4. The one problem with that is,
so are guys. :9
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:12 PM
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12. And much like guys,
toasters pop up after a moment's heating too... :spray:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:04 PM
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5. Yeah.
The toaster thing is overrated. My toaster sucks.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:07 PM
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7. and i have never owned a toasted
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:09 PM
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9. You've never owned a toaster?
Wow. I always have to have a toaster.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:11 PM
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10. nope. never.
i dont like toast very much.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:12 PM
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13. Well, toaster ovens are very convenient for other stuff.
I only have a popup toaster though. It cost me $6 and it hasn't burned the house down yet.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:09 PM
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8. You have a toaster that sucks?
Then I guess we men don't need the women. So all of you can turn lesbian now. :)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:04 PM
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6. being one i am inclined to agree, keep it coming no pun intended...
:)
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:11 PM
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11. oh please miss thing -- you're a gay man -- and you know it.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:41 PM
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14. bhwahaha, ed & curtis say the very same thing = we are all gay men...
somewhere in this mix :rofl: :loveya:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:48 PM
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18. hi! miss bridgit!
:hi:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:56 PM
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19. xchrom!! dear one...
:hi:
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Betty88 Donating Member (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:45 PM
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15. top two, no back hair and better tasting
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:57 PM
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20. taken under most sincere advisement & welcome to du, Betty88...
now that's a proper list :hi: :hi: :hi: :kick:
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:46 PM
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16. 1. Almost always guaranteed an orgasm....
2. Never have to worry about getting preggers.
3. If you play your cards right, you can double your wardrobe.

Trifecta, baby! :evilgrin:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:59 PM
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21. Ha! excellent list, hubby already calls me: Princess Clothes Horse...
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 03:19 PM
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23. Exactly. Hell, my one ex-gf is in San Francisco, but I still have some of
her clothes.

Getting some tank tops out of the breakup was way better than any of the drama I got during our relationships.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:46 PM
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17. Men are assholes, women are psycho
The only choice is asexuality.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 03:04 PM
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22. um, while i understand & appreciate your post...i do like me my...
intimate, familiar, initiated moonbeams & twiddled full release so very so, i've already spent some protracted time in a silent French convent :hi:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-10-06 03:49 AM
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24. 1. 0% risk of pregnancy
2. Lowest risk of HIV
3. Boobs :evilgrin:
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