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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:28 PM
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I could never be a God.
So little time, so many smitings...
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:29 PM
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1. Not what Lefty Mom says.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:30 PM
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2. She also washed her cell phone.
You gotta watch that one, judgement-wise.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:35 PM
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5. He's right.
I've heard about her taste in men. Do not trust that woman's judgement. :P
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:31 PM
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3. by the way its Goddess
Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 01:31 PM by wildhorses
:P
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:33 PM
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4. I couldn't be one of them, either.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:42 PM
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6. How about a demi-god?




All of the fun, none of the responsibilities.



:thumbsup:


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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:47 PM
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7. I don't think I can smite as a demi-god.
So where's the fun?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:48 PM
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9. sure you can, you just need to branch out a bit...
:thumbsup:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:23 PM
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14. Where's the fun?




Well for starters you'd get to hang out with demi-goddesses. That's a major perk right there.

With respect to smiting, I'm not sure if you could, like... remotely smite people... still you would have greater powers than mere mortals, so for sure you could kick some very serious ass. Which is almost as good and perhaps even more viscerally satisfying.



:7



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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:48 PM
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8. that he has covered...
:thumbsup:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:32 PM
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19. No kidding.




Demi-god Flvegan: Protector Of Innocents and Lord Of Libido.



:7



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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:43 PM
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20. Aw, shucks.
:blush:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:08 PM
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10. But then you'd have to let us worship you!
Think of the fun!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:10 PM
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11. Might not be a bad thing
If all those classical statues are to be belived, gods are surprisingly unblessed in the twig and berries department.

Yeah, I went there. :D
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:22 PM
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12. Well, we'd have to create a new modern style for
representing the Gods. :9

Not quite in a priapic style, mind you. But definitely not in the style that minimizes the signs of a fleshy life.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:28 PM
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16. So it'd be junk-emphasizing, but not comicly so?
Hmmmmm...
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:30 PM
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17. Absolutely!
We're going to need some idols for those worship services. Unless, of course, flvegan decides to manifest for some direct adoration. :9
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:31 PM
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18. Goodness
I could get religion over that. :fans self:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:23 PM
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13. Have you seen the rest
of them? They were all juicing. No wonder there was shrinkage.

(just kidding, gods)
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 02:27 PM
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15. Of course I have!
Oh, the gods you mean. Yeah, some of 'em were pretty studly.
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