I could never be a God.

[flvegan]

So little time, so many smitings...

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Not what Lefty Mom says.

[flvegan]

2. She also washed her cell phone.

You gotta watch that one, judgement-wise.

[LeftyMom]

5. He's right.

I've heard about her taste in men. Do not trust that woman's judgement.

[wildhorses]

3. by the way its Goddess

[flvegan]

4. I couldn't be one of them, either.

[Dangerously Amused]

6. How about a demi-god?

All of the fun, none of the responsibilities.

[flvegan]

7. I don't think I can smite as a demi-god.

So where's the fun?

[bridgit]

9. sure you can, you just need to branch out a bit...

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Where's the fun?

Well for starters you'd get to hang out with demi-goddesses. That's a major perk right there.

With respect to smiting, I'm not sure if you could, like... remotely smite people... still you would have greater powers than mere mortals, so for sure you could kick some very serious ass. Which is almost as good and perhaps even more viscerally satisfying.

[bridgit]

8. that he has covered...

[Dangerously Amused]

19. No kidding.

Demi-god Flvegan: Protector Of Innocents and Lord Of Libido.

[flvegan]

20. Aw, shucks.

[ThomCat]

10. But then you'd have to let us worship you!

Think of the fun!

[LeftyMom]

11. Might not be a bad thing

If all those classical statues are to be belived, gods are surprisingly unblessed in the twig and berries department.

Yeah, I went there.

[ThomCat]

12. Well, we'd have to create a new modern style for

representing the Gods.

Not quite in a priapic style, mind you. But definitely not in the style that minimizes the signs of a fleshy life.

[LeftyMom]

16. So it'd be junk-emphasizing, but not comicly so?

Hmmmmm...

[ThomCat]

17. Absolutely!

We're going to need some idols for those worship services. Unless, of course, flvegan decides to manifest for some direct adoration.

[LeftyMom]

18. Goodness

I could get religion over that. :fans self:

[flvegan]

13. Have you seen the rest

of them? They were all juicing. No wonder there was shrinkage.

(just kidding, gods)

[LeftyMom]

15. Of course I have!

Oh, the gods you mean. Yeah, some of 'em were pretty studly.