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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:16 AM
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Okay, where the smeg is everyone?
x( stamps foot, pouts :o
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:21 AM
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1. Ewww, that is really gross
"smeg" makes me think of that stuff I won't name here. x(
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:22 AM
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2. Ye of filthy minds
:eyes:


:P
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:25 AM
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3. You wrote the filthy (almost) word!
:hug:
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:27 AM
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5. For the life of me, I can't think of any colloquilism anywhere NEAR
'smeg'.

:shrug:

I conclude that Americans smeg a lot.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:29 AM
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9. Yes, because 'felch' is just the wrong orifice entirely. n/t
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:30 AM
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11. I have no idea what "smeg" means
I just know "smegma" and the word (and substance) is icky.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:32 AM
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13. Google the comedy series 'Red Dwarf'.
And yes, the root word you cite is largely correct, but in the series its simply used as an alternative to 'what the fuck?" etc.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:32 AM
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14. "smeg" is an expletive invented by the writers of sit-com Red Dwarf
so they had a swear word they could use with abandon; they weren't allowed to use "fuck".
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:34 AM
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16. Yes, sort of like 'frak' in Battlestar Galactica. n/t
Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 04:34 AM by Kutjara
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:36 AM
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18. Ah so
Sort of like "Blimey"? :shrug:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:41 AM
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20. Only more vulgar.
As 'bilmey' used to be when it still meant 'God blind me'. It's so hard to invent acceptable profanity these days. Sheesh!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:45 AM
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23. I see
We could always just use "Bush" as a profanity. The Neocons would think we were spouting a term of reverence. :rofl:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:49 AM
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25. Very true.
But then many of us would have a problem with the equation of a sublime part of the human anatomy with an utter political toad.

No, I'd prefer to thing of 'bush' in the transcendental sense and simply refer to the 43rd President by his proper name of 'c**t.'
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:29 AM
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10. I did?
:o


:hug:
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:25 AM
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4. Who were the aliens going to return again?
(Aliens attach to their craft. A crewmate 'Rimmer' says that aliens just want to return people they've abducted)

So he says:

"open broadcast channels. All frequencies. All languages. Ok here we go....

Listen - we don't want him! You can keep the smegger!"
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:29 AM
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7. Glenn Miller
:rofl:
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:35 AM
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17. And of course there is the famous "garbage pod" incident.
"Aha! The perfectly preserved remains of a Quagaar warrior!"

...

...

...
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:28 AM
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6. Well, I don't know about everyone else, but...
...I've just crashed Starbug into the planet of the Hot Nympho Cybervixens.

Don't rescue me. Please.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:29 AM
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8. They want to suck your brains out through a straw!!!!
:scared:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:30 AM
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12. Thank God! For a moment I thought it was an organ I'd miss. n/t
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:34 AM
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15. good morning, billy
who's everyone? must be a new poster i am unaware of. :) :hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:39 AM
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19. Hey you
You haven't met everyone yet? We must introduce you. :hug:

:hi:
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:42 AM
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21. I'm here
(again)

Just had a short meeting as to where to put the new server. It will be the pre-room to the library stack in the basement.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:45 AM
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22. Hi MissH!
:hi:
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:47 AM
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24. Hey billy
:hi:

See, I told you yesterday, post a thread "Who is awake" and the people answer :rofl:

Hope your drive home was pleasant and without harassment of anybody (like other car drivers)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 04:54 AM
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26. I was finishing a book.
:hug: The first book I have read in about 6 months. I thought it would be a horrible read, but it was actually pretty good. :hi: :loveya:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:16 AM
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27. YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
MrsG!!!1 :bounce:

:hug: :* :loveya: :hi: :yourock: :D
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:17 AM
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28. billy!!!!!!
:hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug:

I am really jealous of what you got to do this weekend! :bounce: :hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:21 AM
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29. I really wish you could have been there
It was so nice! :hug: :loveya:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:24 AM
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30. Maybe sometime, if I can get up the nerve for that flight...
:hug: :loveya:

I'd be the woman you read about in the news that completely freaks out after about 5 hours in flight and needs to be restrained. :D :hug: But, for you, it would be worth it!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:28 AM
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31. Awww
I love you very much. :hgu:

:loveya:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:29 AM
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32. I was sipping coffee whilst I rebuilt the fire.

x(Somebody almost let it go out.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:37 AM
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33. Good job Joani!
:thumbsup:

:hug: :hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 05:54 AM
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34. I wonder how foolish it would be to have a small woodstove in Florida.

:silly:




:loveya:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:11 AM
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35. When I find out where I am, I'll let you know.
:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:23 AM
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36. I think we just found you
:hi:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 06:58 AM
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37. On the JMC Mining ship 'Red Dwarf'
:P
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:25 AM
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38. I'm here, billy!
:hi: :loveya: :hug:

My little man has been keeping me VERY busy! Today we're doing laundry (we all ran out of clothes), so at least I get to sit down at home for a while.

Sounds like you had a great weekend! :bounce: :grouphug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:52 AM
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40. AirmensMom!!!
I did, I did! Although I am very tired. :hug: :loveya:
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:56 AM
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41. Tired?
Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 08:56 AM by AirmensMom
From having MissHC in your bed? :rofl:


I hear ya! We need a work week so we can get some rest these days. :loveya: :hug:

Edit ... typo is fixed now. :blush:
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 08:51 AM
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39. Ah, a Red Dwarf fan, I see!
"Well, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!"

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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:51 AM
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45. You not noticed the derivation of my username?
:hi:
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:40 AM
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42. Out getting a Vindaloo?
B-)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:51 AM
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46. That must have been it
:hi:
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 01:21 PM
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47. Don't forget the poppadoms and lager!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:42 AM
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43. Hi!
Remember me?

I'm over here :hi:

being very very good, I promise ;-)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:50 AM
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44. There you are!
:loveya:

:hi:
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