Okay, where the smeg is everyone?

[billyskank]

stamps foot, pouts

[NMMNG]

1. Ewww, that is really gross

"smeg" makes me think of that stuff I won't name here.

[billyskank]

2. Ye of filthy minds

[NMMNG]

3. You wrote the filthy (almost) word!

[Random_Australian]

5. For the life of me, I can't think of any colloquilism anywhere NEAR

'smeg'.



I conclude that Americans smeg a lot.

[Kutjara]

9. Yes, because 'felch' is just the wrong orifice entirely. n/t

[NMMNG]

11. I have no idea what "smeg" means

I just know "smegma" and the word (and substance) is icky.

[Kutjara]

13. Google the comedy series 'Red Dwarf'.

And yes, the root word you cite is largely correct, but in the series its simply used as an alternative to 'what the fuck?" etc.

[billyskank]

14. "smeg" is an expletive invented by the writers of sit-com Red Dwarf

so they had a swear word they could use with abandon; they weren't allowed to use "fuck".

[Kutjara]

16. Yes, sort of like 'frak' in Battlestar Galactica. n/t

[NMMNG]

18. Ah so

Sort of like "Blimey"?

[Kutjara]

20. Only more vulgar.

As 'bilmey' used to be when it still meant 'God blind me'. It's so hard to invent acceptable profanity these days. Sheesh!

[NMMNG]

23. I see

We could always just use "Bush" as a profanity. The Neocons would think we were spouting a term of reverence.

[Kutjara]

25. Very true.

But then many of us would have a problem with the equation of a sublime part of the human anatomy with an utter political toad.

No, I'd prefer to thing of 'bush' in the transcendental sense and simply refer to the 43rd President by his proper name of 'c**t.'

[billyskank]

10. I did?

[Random_Australian]

4. Who were the aliens going to return again?

(Aliens attach to their craft. A crewmate 'Rimmer' says that aliens just want to return people they've abducted)

So he says:

"open broadcast channels. All frequencies. All languages. Ok here we go....

Listen - we don't want him! You can keep the smegger!"

[billyskank]

7. Glenn Miller

[Random_Australian]

17. And of course there is the famous "garbage pod" incident.

"Aha! The perfectly preserved remains of a Quagaar warrior!"

...

...

...

[Kutjara]

6. Well, I don't know about everyone else, but...

...I've just crashed Starbug into the planet of the Hot Nympho Cybervixens.

Don't rescue me. Please.

[billyskank]

8. They want to suck your brains out through a straw!!!!

[Kutjara]

12. Thank God! For a moment I thought it was an organ I'd miss. n/t

[buddhamama]

15. good morning, billy

who's everyone? must be a new poster i am unaware of.

[billyskank]

19. Hey you

You haven't met everyone yet? We must introduce you.

[MissHoneychurch]

21. I'm here

(again)

Just had a short meeting as to where to put the new server. It will be the pre-room to the library stack in the basement.

[billyskank]

22. Hi MissH!

[MissHoneychurch]

24. Hey billy

See, I told you yesterday, post a thread "Who is awake" and the people answer

Hope your drive home was pleasant and without harassment of anybody (like other car drivers)

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. I was finishing a book.

The first book I have read in about 6 months. I thought it would be a horrible read, but it was actually pretty good.

[billyskank]

27. YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

MrsG!!!1

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. billy!!!!!!

I am really jealous of what you got to do this weekend!

[billyskank]

29. I really wish you could have been there

It was so nice!

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. Maybe sometime, if I can get up the nerve for that flight...

I'd be the woman you read about in the news that completely freaks out after about 5 hours in flight and needs to be restrained. But, for you, it would be worth it!

[billyskank]

31. Awww

I love you very much. :hgu:

[In_The_Wind]

32. I was sipping coffee whilst I rebuilt the fire.

Somebody almost let it go out.

[billyskank]

33. Good job Joani!

[In_The_Wind]

34. I wonder how foolish it would be to have a small woodstove in Florida.

[tjwmason]

35. When I find out where I am, I'll let you know.

[billyskank]

36. I think we just found you

[Deja Q]

37. On the JMC Mining ship 'Red Dwarf'

[AirmensMom]

38. I'm here, billy!

My little man has been keeping me VERY busy! Today we're doing laundry (we all ran out of clothes), so at least I get to sit down at home for a while.

Sounds like you had a great weekend!

[billyskank]

40. AirmensMom!!!

I did, I did! Although I am very tired.

[AirmensMom]

41. Tired?

From having MissHC in your bed?


I hear ya! We need a work week so we can get some rest these days.

Edit ... typo is fixed now.

[Love Bug]

39. Ah, a Red Dwarf fan, I see!

"Well, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!"

[billyskank]

45. You not noticed the derivation of my username?

[Patiod]

42. Out getting a Vindaloo?

[billyskank]

46. That must have been it

[Love Bug]

47. Don't forget the poppadoms and lager!

[BarenakedLady]

43. Hi!

Remember me?

I'm over here

being very very good, I promise

[billyskank]

44. There you are!