Chinese!

[Writer]

Poll question: Chinese!

Poll result (28 votes)
Sesame Chicken	(2 votes, 7%)	Vote
Kung Po Chicken	(3 votes, 11%)	Vote
General Tso's Chicken	(5 votes, 18%)	Vote
Orange Chicken	(4 votes, 14%)	Vote
Sweet and Sour Chicken/Beef/Pork	(1 votes, 4%)	Vote
Creme of Sum Yun Gai	(1 votes, 4%)	Vote
Chicken/Beef and Broccoli	(4 votes, 14%)	Vote
Shrimp and Unidentifiable Objects	(1 votes, 4%)	Vote
Cramps 10 different ways	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Other	(7 votes, 25%)	Vote

[Kutjara]

1. Other: Chicken neck in Wan King Sauce. n/t

[XemaSab]

17. That is WRONG

yet so right.

[Kutjara]

18. Yes I know.

It was a Hong Kong Chinese friend who told me that one (in exchange for letting him know about the English dish of Spotted Dick). He insists its a real dish, but can't exactly tell me where its served. I will, of course, believe it completely until told otherwise.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Is Shrimp & unidentifiable objects actually Shrimp in lobster sauce?

If so, get that.

[datasuspect]

3. sum yung gai

[ikojo]

5. Also known as the Mark Foley special

[Name removed]

4. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Garlic chicken!

[Blue-Jay]

7. I like Chinese!

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.


Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

[LynneSin]

8. After losing 15lb in less than 24 hours in a manner you don't want to know

I won't eat Chinese Food

[Nikia]

9. When I was little, all I'd eat Chinese was fried rice

After eating stuff that I didn't like. Chinese buffets have increased my appreciation of other Chinese dishes. Lately, I've been getting chicken/beef lo mein, with mushroom, or with mixed vegtables.

[bridgit]

10. mmm yummy, but i'm going with: Orange Chicken...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Wow...in the opinion of this total queer mick...

some people are way too fucking sensitive.

[Writer]

12. ((breathes a sigh of relief))

It's nice to know that I'm not completely insane.

[sir_captain]

13. i like you, haruka

particurly since we share a rooting interest in some sports teams

that said, i've seen you get plenty excercised over things other people might not consider that big a deal...

[Mutley]

14. Orange chicken.

Just had some for dinner tonight.

[Writer]

15. I had sesame chicken tonight.

I hardly could eat much of it because I've been rather ill. But it was very good

[VeggieTart]

16. other: tofu and veggies with brown rice

Yummy, yummy, yummy. If the sauce is right and the place doesn't suffer from mushy tofu syndrome.

[wickerwoman]

19. Xingzhou chao mifan

Mala doufu
Xiaolongbao
Naicha

Xiexie!

[NMMNG]

20. General Tso's Tofu and Veggie Fried Rice