Concoct an insulting name pun that doesn't quite work.

[Bucky]

Dorks, freepers, and people who post in GD think it's clever to come up with insulting nicknames, but fairly often the wordplay doesn't quite make sense. Let's call it "The Good, the Bad, and the Corny"

Example of ineffective insults: Dennis Hasturd, Penis Hastert, Creeper of the House

The right pun here would be: Dennis Hasbeen.

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to create awkward, ineffective, or simply lame insult names for political entities...

Examples: Masturchusetts, Nerdbraska, Nancy Taxosi, Colonel Rollover North. Wait, actually "Rollover North" is pretty good. Your job is coin the ones that don't work.

[UrbScotty]

1. George W. Bouchard

www.politics1.com/mi.htm

[mainegreen]

2. Voyeurmont

Because of all the naked stories.
Yeah.
Ummm...

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Anything with a 'gate' suffix

eNOUGH already! :grr:

[qnr]

6. Yeah, we should have a gategate scandal n/t

[otherlander]

4. Mann Coulter

:shrug: I just don't see anything clever about that one...

[Bucky]

5. You're right, it's not.

Interestingly Scarborough, for having such a polysyllabic name, doesn't get any of these nicknames.