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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 12:42 PM
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Poll question: Where does my cat go at night?
I let him out at night and don't see him again until morning. Where does he go?

Poll result (25 votes)
Goes to seedy gay bar called The Scratching Post. (4 votes, 16%)Vote
Retreats to secluded place to listen to his Styx albums without ridicule. (3 votes, 12%)Vote
Running catnip for Tabby crime syndicate. (7 votes, 28%)Vote
Lovingly making me a special gift made out of indigestible squirrel parts. (1 votes, 4%)Vote
Escaping to refugee camp for spay and neuter victims. (1 votes, 4%)Vote
Singing a little song, making a little love, getting down tonight. (1 votes, 4%)Vote
Writing news story revealing that tuna and chicken catfood actually taste like mouse and chipmunk. (1 votes, 4%)Vote
Exploring the culinary delights of garden planets. (0 votes, 0%)Vote
Solving the unification of physics. (2 votes, 8%)Vote
Making sure garage smells like cat piss. (5 votes, 20%)Vote
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  - Meow, meow, need my fix, meow, meow.  Deep13   Sep-30-06 01:13 PM   #1 
  - .  Deep13   Oct-02-06 07:57 AM   #2 
  - very clever and cute~  lionesspriyanka   Oct-02-06 08:02 AM   #3 
  - thanks  Deep13   Oct-02-06 08:03 AM   #4 
  - #8 should be 'plants' not 'planets'.  Deep13   Oct-02-06 08:05 AM   #5 
  - Meow, meow, I love my human so much I even stick my ass in his face.  Deep13   Oct-02-06 10:42 AM   #6 
  - What the hell is with cats and ass-sniffing  LynneSin   Oct-02-06 02:03 PM   #13 
     - *snarf*  Deep13   Oct-02-06 02:09 PM   #14 
        - It's like wiping my ass with my face and then having lunch  LynneSin   Oct-02-06 02:36 PM   #16 
  - Get down, get down, get down!!  Lady Freedom   Oct-02-06 10:51 AM   #7 
  - By the way, item 1 could have been a seedy straight bar...  Deep13   Oct-02-06 11:07 AM   #8 
  - i think #1 and #6 should be combined.  xchrom   Oct-02-06 11:16 AM   #9 
  - Time to tear the sofa apart with my pointy toes!  Deep13   Oct-02-06 01:10 PM   #10 
  - He belongs to a gang called "The Badwhiskers"  zanne   Oct-02-06 01:56 PM   #11 
  - Dammit, he's been running with the Hairballs.  Deep13   Oct-02-06 03:05 PM   #17 
  - He attends strategy meetings to learn how to fuck with your head.  graywarrior   Oct-02-06 02:00 PM   #12 
  - Figuring out how any species can be stupid enough to build nuclear weapons  Deep13   Oct-02-06 02:26 PM   #15 
 
Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:13 PM
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1. Meow, meow, need my fix, meow, meow.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 07:57 AM
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2. .
:kick:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 08:02 AM
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3. very clever and cute~
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 08:03 AM
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4. thanks
:-)
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 08:05 AM
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5. #8 should be 'plants' not 'planets'.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 10:42 AM
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6. Meow, meow, I love my human so much I even stick my ass in his face.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 02:03 PM
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13. What the hell is with cats and ass-sniffing
It's like their universal sign of "Hello How you are Doing?" with sniffing each others butts. What grosses me out even more is they'll sniff each others butt right before I put down their food dish and they go to eat. So basically they have these faces that smell like cat butt and they are eating food. And with Evita and that long hair of hers, god knows what Abbott is getting all over his face!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 02:09 PM
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14. *snarf*
BWAHAHAHA
:rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 02:36 PM
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16. It's like wiping my ass with my face and then having lunch
Seriously - it just grosses me out. I break them up when the start doing it!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 10:51 AM
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7. Get down, get down, get down!!
Singing a little song, making a little love, getting down tonight.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 11:07 AM
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8. By the way, item 1 could have been a seedy straight bar...
...but I wanted to use the name "The Scratching Post" and that somehow seemed like the name of a dive of a gay bar for kitties.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 11:16 AM
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9. i think #1 and #6 should be combined.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 01:10 PM
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10. Time to tear the sofa apart with my pointy toes!
I think it makes the furniture more homey, don't you? Purrrrrrr.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 01:56 PM
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11. He belongs to a gang called "The Badwhiskers"
They ride around on little teeny motorcycles and wear little teeny leather jackets and hats. I believe their weekly meeting is on Monday night. This kitty gang is particularly troublesome because they like practical jokes, like pooping in somebody's yard, then pointing to the dog, or depositing kitty litter on someone's doorstep when they're really allergic to cats. Watch out for these guys. Check his little cuddle bed for any gang paraphernalia, like tiny little sunglasses. Keep us posted.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 03:05 PM
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17. Dammit, he's been running with the Hairballs.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 02:00 PM
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12. He attends strategy meetings to learn how to fuck with your head.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 02:26 PM
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15. Figuring out how any species can be stupid enough to build nuclear weapons
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