Sooo, Played Golf Today And Shot An 86 - but THAT isn't the whole story!

[matcom]

this was on a tough, tight, course I had never played. :wow:

but THAT isn't the whole story....

this was my FIRST round of the YEAR :wow:

but THAT isn't the whole story....

I haven't even been to the DRIVING RANGE this year :wow:

but THAT isn't the whole story....

We didn't even hit a bucket of balls BEFORE teeing off! :wow:

*pats self on back* :D

[LSK]

1. now if only you would allow women and non-white males play there

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

2. As I understand it, it is now open to women. Every February 29 between

the hours of 2:00 am - 4:30 am, if it's snowing.

[matcom]

4. in my 4-some today was a......

white LESBIAN (and my best friend)

we snuck her past the grounds-crew by claiming her short hair was due to chemo :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. And you'll play the same course five days from now

and shoot a 103.

Because that's golf.

:shrug:

[flvegan]

5. ...except it was putt-putt (miniature) golf.

*snicker*

[rug]

6. Not bad. When are you playing 18 holes?

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

7. Zing!

He had better of taken a caddie too! Support me and my fellow caddies education

[Crabby Appleton]

11. Sooo, Played Golf Today And Shot An 86

whacha get on the back 9.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Putt putt is fun, isn't it???

:hide: :*

[trof]

9. Waytago, Tiger.

Don't pay no attention to all them soreheads up there.
It's probably riding that scooter that got you in shape.
;-)

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

10. And I know you took a caddie

right? Right?

[GOPisEvil]

12. The triumph of the uncluttered mind.

[matcom]

13. only thought I had all day was....

make solid contact

that was it :D

straight down the middle all day

[GOPisEvil]

14. I won some cash in a tournament over the weekend.

My net score was a 68. $25 is $25. :thumbsup: