CAPTION Dick Cheney coming down from the mile-high club w the little woman

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

"Welcome to McChord Air...."

"Yeah whatever, Sonny-boy, just get in your plane and get over there and protect my pipelines!"



Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites), center right, and his wife, Lynn Cheney, are greeted after landing at McChord Air Force Base, near Tacoma, Wash., Monday, Dec. 22, 2003. On his way to raise money for Republican Rep. George Nethercutt (news, bio, voting record)'s bid for the Senate, Cheney had lunch with soldiers and airmen bound for Iraq (news -web sites), telling them he and President Bush (news - web sites) 'tremendously appreciate' what they do. On his first visit to Washington since the 2000 campaign, Cheney handed out medals and praise before dining with troops at the base cafeteria. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)

[phaseolus]

1. Is there a university around here? Find a liberal professor for Lynne ...

...and there's a bronze star in it for you...

[jimbo fett]

2. Arrrgh, his evilness is melting the camera! Run!!!

[underpants]

3. We "tremendously appreciate" you all making us so much money

No really thanks.