It's almost 2004. What are your New Year Resolutions?

[cliss]

As for myself, I'm quite modest. I just want:

1) to lose some weight

2) take the CMA exam & pass it.

3) go back to Sweden this summer.

4) work hard for the Democratic party & recruit as many young people as I can to defeat the dirtiest of the dirty: George Bushya!

[PartyPooper]

1. I just want a new fucking president. A REAL one!

:kick:

[ClintonTyree]

2. Never make 'em...............

there are too many variables and I refuse to set myself up for failure. I'll do things as I always do; try to do the best with whatever situation I'm dealt with.

[Melodybe]

3. Campaign, campaign, campaign and lose the 20 lbs from my pregnancy.

That is about it, but I can promise I'll be busy all next year.

[Dogmudgeon]

4. My Resolutions

Subject to change, of course.

1. Finally get that alien implant removed from my brain.

2. Stop beating my wife.

3. Since I actually don't have a wife, I resolve to start dating again. So don't go showing this message around, okay?

4. Vote for Anyone But Bush, even if it's Joe Lieberman.

5. Stop taking the Lord's name in fucking vain.

6. Finish that novel. I mean, "The Happy Hollisters" is only 88 pages long!

7. Learn to speak Volapük, so I will be able to say I have acquired another completely useless skill.

8. Not violate the terms of my probation or any of the restraining orders that are still in effect.

9. Give up drinking human blood.

10. Two words: NO UNDERAGE GIRLS!

11. Two MORE words: LEARN TO COUNT.

12. Find out who wrote the Book of Love.

14. Stop being so superstitious.

15. To not laugh uncontrollably any more when a woman tells me she loves me.

16. Never ever take LSD again before going to Church.

17. File civil rights charges against the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania for ... oh, never mind.

18. Stop hiding under the bed and weeping when I see the letter carrier truck coming into the parking lot.

19. Finally forgive Arnold Schwartzenegger for molesting all those women.

20. Stop dating Wal-Mart girls.

That last one might be tough, though.

--bkl

[Melodybe]

5. LOL I wish you luck in all your endeavors, this got a few good laughs

out of me, so thanks.


Seasons Greetings and avoid Wal-Mart if you can.

[cliss]

7. wow, BKL

that was funny! You've got me beat.

[Dogmudgeon]

8. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

--bkl
Attention K-Mart Shoppers: Elvis has just left the Pharmacy.

[elperromagico]

6. I resolve to take a nap and chug less NyQuil.