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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:51 PM
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Did you know you could get a girlfriend on EBay for $7.99
Edited on Sat Dec-20-03 10:52 PM by SoCalDem
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the_boxer_ Donating Member (527 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:01 PM
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1. um...
:wtf:
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ajacobson Donating Member (828 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 12:22 AM
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5. just what I was thinking
--wouldn't doing this be a stalker bug light?

The first one I clicked on was pretty hot, maybe I should think about this....

on second thought

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!!!!

I'm sure my wife would really appreciate this. :spank:
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 11:39 PM
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2. Did you know
i don't have to pay a dime for my imagination to run wild with my imaginary girlfriend?
:evilgrin:

dp
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absyntheNsugar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 12:17 AM
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3. Wow....twinkies getting paid to inflate their egoes!
Wot a country, nyet?
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 12:19 AM
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4. After what I went through tonight, don't tempt me....
I might put MY girlfriend up on eBay! For FREE!
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 12:30 AM
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6. Have You Told John Kleeb
Yet????
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 12:50 AM
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7. I tried that once on E-Bay...
Edited on Sun Dec-21-03 12:57 AM by Radicalliberal
I'm a guy and said I would be an imaginary boyfriend for a woman.
After I posted my picture,
everybody wrote me and told me they wanted their money back. :)
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 06:12 AM
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8. Uhh... that's not a girlfriend.
For $7.99, that's a hooker. A cheap hooker. A cheap hooker with a venereal disease. A cheap hooker with a venereal disease who sniffs glue.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 07:10 AM
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9. So...
How much did you bid?
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 02:53 PM
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13. Why, top rate, of course. Me gustan hookers.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 09:42 AM
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11. Time to place a bid!
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 07:16 AM
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10. why not buy a real girlfriend :p
Instead of an imagenary
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-21-03 09:43 AM
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12. 2 reasons
#1 Lower price.

#2 Some things just don't work out as well in real life
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