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Fountain79 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 01:48 AM
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How do you hit on a girl at a clothing store?
Just curious///
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 01:53 AM
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1. You throw your fist and aim for her face?
:yoiks:
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Fountain79 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 01:53 AM
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2. How about flirting??? n/t
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 01:54 AM
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3. I wouldn't know.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 02:56 AM
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6. oh damn.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


damn, I think I laughed so hard, I woke my wife up!!! Shame on you!
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 02:05 AM
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4. For starters, don't talk about clothing. nt
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zonkers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 02:55 AM
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5. Drop a grand on clothes & tell her you're going on tour and looking for
some new back up singers.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 06:07 AM
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22. And depending on how he backs up, she'll be singing all right...
Very high notes.

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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:37 AM
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7. I wish I could help.
But I am no good with women. :cry:

I can pick up men with ease, though! :7
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:55 AM
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8. Those are nice pants you are wearing
I wonder if they would fit me? can i see if i can get into them?
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:03 AM
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9. "damn girl, you packed alot of ass into those pants." My Line..
Maybe that is why my last sexual encounter was during the Clinton administration.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:09 AM
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10. Guess niether one of us have much game
:rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 06:52 AM
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25. "Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd sure love to tap that ass!"
:evilgrin:
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 05:53 AM
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20. And there's also...
"Those pants are very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

Whether any guy has ever actually used that line without getting slapped across the face, I'm not sure! That's just one I heard a few years ago, and it made me laugh.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:12 AM
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11. I have no idea
I tried flirting, it didn't work well....I just gave up, and told myself, if any woman wants me, she is going to have to come and get me, because this dating game baloney is killing me....

And two years later one got me, and I married her.... :) I didn't flirt at all, I was pretty straightforward, and honest...no BS games for me...
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:50 AM
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12. just smile and say hi
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:53 AM
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13. Same way you do anywhere else?
:shrug:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:58 AM
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15. By Jove, I think you've got it....
... ;-)
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:56 AM
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14. Ask for her opinon or/and help.
Picking out something to wear. Or possibly, picking out something for your mom/sister/daughter.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 05:10 AM
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16. Try dressing up like a Pimp
Edited on Fri Sep-08-06 05:11 AM by GoPsUx
Strut over to her and say verbatim "where my money at ho!" then back hand her!
:)
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 05:25 AM
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17. Here's everything you need to know from the great Eric Weber
From his 70s self-help audiotape "Picking Up Girls Made Easy".

The "Women's Clothing Store Pick-Up" is the third on the list.

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2004/9/...
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 05:27 AM
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18. Damn !!
I am taking notes.!!
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 05:36 AM
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19. It's pretty hilarious
I can't believe that stuff actually worked. But, hey, it was the '70s.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:29 PM
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28. I found the entire album on mp3
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 05:53 AM
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21. Nice image....:) nt
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 06:49 AM
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24. Wow. This shit is awesome
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 06:42 AM
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23. Can we go into the dressing booth, I'd like to see how you fit
Edited on Fri Sep-08-06 06:42 AM by JVS
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 09:10 PM
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33. Ha Ha!! My favorite pick up line so far. Good one. n/t
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 07:00 AM
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26. Ask her to measure your inseam
*rimshot*
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 07:01 AM
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27. Is she shopping or working there?
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Fountain79 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 06:56 AM
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35. working...n/t
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:32 PM
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29. "Do you have any underwear I can check out?"
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 05:12 PM
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30. If she works there, be low key
Take it from a woman who works retail - we get hit on all the time and with some of the lamest approaches imaginable. Guys seem to think that because we smile and talk to them, we must be interested. Actually, it's because we're paid to do it.

Which is not to say that you can't have success with a woman who works retail - my bf of five 1/2 years was a customer when I met him. But just have some class. Be yourself. Strike up a conversation and see if she responds to it. Show up often enough to let her know you like her but not so often she has you arrested for stalking. Ask her if she'd like to have coffee or something. Just be friendly and casual and nice. Don't play games.

That's my advice, anyway. Good luck.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 05:36 PM
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31. I don't.
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aein Donating Member (262 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 06:11 PM
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32. observe her and try to start a conversation
"Hey, what do you think of this shirt?"
"Nice sandals, where did you get them?"
"Do you go to X school"

You cannot hide that you're hitting on her. Girls aren't dumb. But just show that you're nice (smile) and that you're confident (speak clearly), and for god sakes, if she lets you in somehow, ask a question about it. She's an english major? Favorite book. Sometimes I'll hear this kind of stuff and be too fazed to ask.

90% of the time it's not going to go anywhere. She's not interested or she has a boyfriend, etc. But don't let it get you down (that's the hardest part). Always be a gentleman, even if she's hostile.
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Fountain79 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-09-06 06:34 AM
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34. More information.....
The store is urban outfitters.
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