OMG Library book is overdue.

[oneighty]

What i'm a gonna do? I take it back formerly nice lady look at me with darkened mean face, demand restitution. I will be so embarrassed. Maybe I sell house. Move to a village far away. She will never find me.

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[terrya]

1. Take it back before Mr. Bookman from "Seinfeld" shows up...:-) eom

[Kamika]

4. rofl

ohman i just laughed out loud here

[JohnKleeb]

2. happens all the time to me

I had a six dollar fine recently.

[oneighty]

5. Did you

take a lein on your house to raise the funds?

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[JohnKleeb]

6. not of course not

but believe me my stupidity has led to bad things, like I think I have a bio on Hendrix still out not sure, I did have to ger tips on the job to pay this fine. If you didnt remember, I am a student, and I had to work for this money.

[oneighty]

9. 180 teasing you

JohnKleeb

Hee! Hee!

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[JohnKleeb]

10. Thanks

Need a little teasing but it was a bummer because I had like 15$ in my wallet after tips, and I only had 9 plus the damn vending machine ate my money. Fortunely I got my pay check.

[Kamika]

3. Guantanamo

That's what happens to offenders that desn't return their books

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. you better be careful

Homeland security guys are looking for dead beats like you!!!

[catmandu57]

7. Homeland security is gonna

kick down your door and haul you away to an undisclosed location.

[trof]

11. Join FOL.

If you have a "Friends Of the Library" group, join. They help raise funds, run book sales, etc.
We did a few years ago.
Now we know all the library staff and if I'm late with a book they just say "That's OK."
Nice to have friends in authority.

[BlueCollar]

12. FOL

Hmmm...sounds like a group of liberal "Persons of Interest" to me...

people who go to libraries are looking to read...

people who can read are usually liberal...

liberals usually question the present Authority...

therefore...you are all "Persons of Interest"

[oneighty]

13. I am,I do!

They friendly OK, but not when it comes to overdue books. Mean old ladies! They laugh, smile take my money anyway!

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[BlueCollar]

14. you won't need money

whilst being detained in GITMO my liberal friend...

[oneighty]

15. GITMO

Nice place. Twelve string guitars, romantic moonlighted nights, flamenco dancers, Cuba Libres with thick juicy lime slices. I take book with me.

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[blondeatlast]

16. Volunteer your wonderful narrative skills!

As a librarian myself, I know they are more concerned, way more concerned, with the book than the fine. Perhaps you could volunteer to read one of your wonderful stories for the kids (and/or, the adults) again--I bet they'd jump at that.

Once again, you have made my day!

(((180)))

[oneighty]

17. They have

one of the poems I have written posted on the bulletin board.

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