My sojourn to Mordor hath been postponeth

[Paragon]

Snow hath made the journey too trecherous for my hearty steed, Camry of Toyota.

I wilst attempt another trek later this eve should this tempest clear mine path.

[spychoactive]

1. you're journey will be long and fraught with difficulties...

which would only be compunded by your presence on the road, whatever you do, stay off the road...i will meet you in bree...

the movie is SO worth the wait, trust me

one love
one ring
spike

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Thou maketh the right decision

Best not to goeth before the harsh winter in a trusty Camry steed if thou hath no snow tires :D

[Vogon_Glory]

3. Don't Forget The Ring

Don't forget to yank that darn ring off Dubya's finger and chuck it into Orodruin when you get there!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. "Muhahahah"

Paragon finds the path too treacherous. A blizzard spell from Sauroman made the path folly for even the most seasoned ranger to endeavour.

[Dudley_DUright]

6. Sauraman's arm has grown long indeed if he can

call down upon Paragon a blizzard to bedevil him.

[wickerwoman]

5. You're still luckier than me.

I'm stuck in China and won't be able to see the film until June. Damn, damn, damn...

[Jackhammer Jesus]

7. Be thou sure to bringeth

an extra pair of skivvies.

THOU SHALT NEEDETH THEM!!

:crazy:

[roguevalley]

8. Oh crappeth. So sorry you canth thee thisth.

Sorry. My lisp thing ...

Um, goeth soonth. 'K-eth?