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jmaier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:21 AM
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Dean campaign announces <HUMOR>
The Dean campaign announced today that after struggling with constipation brought on by the dual rigors of 24/7 campaigning and a fast food diet, Governor Dean had a very satisfying bowel movement this morning. It was noted that enthusiastic Dean supporters immediately clamored for a congratulatory bat.

In reponse, Clark spokesperson Matt Bennett simply said that General Clark has a distinguised 35 year career of regularity and that Americans will respect that sort of leadership. As an aside, a few female Clark bloggers were seen to have posted comments about how much better General Clark would look sitting on a toilet than Howard Dean.

Dick Gephardt, knee deep in pig shit in Iowa, had little to say about the event other than muttering "this is the only shit that matters."

Senator John Kerry, hounded by reporters while coming down the steps of his local Savings & Loan branch, used the opportunity to repeat his common theme regarding Govenor Dean: "For the past 12 months, I've been telling voters that Howard Dean is full of shit. Today we have clear proof that I was right."

John Edwards took the high road: "I don't think the American people want to hear about Democratic shit. They are neck deep in Republican shit and it will take the son of a millworker to shovel it all out of Washington."

Today, during his twenty-third Fox News interview in December, Joe Lieberman contrasted his shit with Bill Clinton's and said they were both more alike than any crap coming from Howard Dean. He also offered that Lieberman shit, much like Clinton's, doesn't stink.

Dennis Kucinich, after a stump speech at an animal shelter in Iowa, quickly offered that both Dean shit and Bush shit were essentially identical. As a high-fiber vegan with a progressive diet, he could offer America the healthy kind of shit this nation has been sadly lacking for too long.


<DISCLAIMER: I'm sorry for the bathroom humor but it has been building up for quite awhile and I'm glad to finally have a release>

:hurts:
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eissa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:26 AM
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1. ROFL!
Thanks for the humor -- much needed today :thumbsup:
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:27 AM
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2. That's great!
Edited on Fri Dec-19-03 11:41 AM by HFishbine
Thanks for one of the most moving posts seen here in days.
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eileen_d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:33 AM
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3. That was equal-opportunity funny
Thanks. :yourock:
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ajacobson Donating Member (828 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:35 AM
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4. I fell off my stool
laughing. Dung it, it's the turd time I've read this today.
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GobGoober Donating Member (78 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:37 AM
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5. Hilarious
Too bad this thread is going to be locked.
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jmaier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:38 AM
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6. Really?
I'm still getting used to the rules around here. Which did I break?
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Pillowbiter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:47 AM
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9. I don't think you broke any rules
It's just that people get sensitive here because other people are wasting their time bashing Democratic candidates.

PB
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GobGoober Donating Member (78 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:51 PM
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12. Well I'll be danged, they changed the rule!
Straight from the thread stuck to the top of the page here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Rule #3:

3. The subject line of a discussion thread may not include profanity or swear words, even if words or letters are replaced by asterisks, dashes, or abbreviations.

It used to be the subject line and the body of the post!

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maddezmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:40 AM
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7. cute :)
Humor always helps.
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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 11:41 AM
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8. Poop
:evilgrin:
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artr2 Donating Member (863 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:00 PM
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10. Excellent post
After all the flame wars around here, a bit of comic relief is good! One thing about Democrats is that we can laugh about ourselves, repukkks cannot
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flpoljunkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:17 PM
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11. Thanks, we needed that. Absolutely LOL humor!
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 01:01 PM
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13. You have the power to take back your camode?
Heehee.
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mandyky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 01:16 PM
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14. Hey, you left out CMB and Sharpton from your "shit list"
LOL
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jmaier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:37 PM
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16. I probably
should have included CMB and Sharpton in the piece but I was running out of clever things to say. Hmmm ....

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RogueTrooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 01:34 PM
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15. Brilliant
:evilgrin:
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ibegurpard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:41 PM
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17. "Dean supporters clamored for a congratulatory bat"
ROFLMAO!
That's priceless!
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:41 PM
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18. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnnabelLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 03:02 PM
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19. Al Sharpton issued this response to the Dean campaign
"All along, I've been saying it's time for Democrats to sh*t or get off the pot". :shrug:
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jmaier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 03:09 PM
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20. Very Good!
:bounce:

When questioned about the event, Sen. Braun said simply:
"My feces is probably is less like George Bush's than any other candidates. It's time to put a bidet next to the commode in the White House."

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goobergunch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 03:18 PM
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21. LMAO! (n/t)
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jmaier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 03:46 PM
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22. One FINAL ABB note
then I'll let this thread rest.

James Carville to Judy Woodruff on IP:

"Listen, Judy. Democrats need to reframe this debate. It's not about the shit, it's about replacing the a**hole."
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LuminousX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 04:18 PM
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23. Brilliant
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jmaier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 07:05 PM
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24. I got moved to DU?
I'm sure I must have broken some rule or another. :dunce:
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