Jon and Steven just SMASHED the Emmies n/t

[UTUSN]

[Mortos]

1. Elaborate please

[tinfoilinfor2005]

3. Colbert did his Colbert Report personality

Started by saying Welcome Godless sodomites.

And it just got funnier from there on in.

[RB TexLa]

2. is it already time for the actors to tell each other how wonderful they

are?

[Democrat 4 Ever]

4. Spoiler alert -

Colbert, "I lost to Barry Manilow! I lost to Barry Manilow!" Broke the audience up. Funny stuff, kudos to Stewart and Colbert - made the show for me.

[dalaigh lllama]

7. ...and that part where Colbert wouldn't

read the "pablum" on the teleprompter about reality shows, so Jon did, and made it so obvious that it was, indeed, pablum. They are GODS!!!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. "Singing and Dancing is not performing!"

Hilarious

[UTUSN]

6. O,K., let's just get jaded into the Lounge, please. (Posts #1 AND 2) n/t

[Bluebear]

5. In protest you mean? Against the wall, underfoot?

[chat_noir]

8. Stephen and his wife, courtesy of the Lounge thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[UTUSN]

10. What gorgeousity!!!!!!!!111 n/t

[me b zola]

11. Now I'm going to feel guilty about being in lust with Stephen

Stephen's wife is absolutely gorgious, and I imagine she is an amazing woman too. Love her taste in gowns, too

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

9. here's the cc transcript

>> = Stephen
----------------------------------
Stephen colbert and jon stewart.

>> Thank you.

Thank you very much.

It's a pleasure to be here

tonight.

>> Good evening, godless

sodomites.

What are you doing?

>> I'm bringing the truth, jon.

We're in hollywood.

>>The belly of the beast.

You can't just read the

prompter?

>> I'm reading the prompter in

>> here. (points to his heart)

>> You can read that pablum.

Award show banter is not

pablum.

Reality television celebrates

the human condition by

illuminating what's

extraordinary in the ordinary

person.

>> It warps the minds of our

>> children and weakens the resolve

>> of our allies.

The results are often

dramatic and always unexpected.

We're here to honor achievement

in this category.

>> By giving you a golden idol

>> to worship.

>> Kneel before your god, babylon!

This is about the manilow

thing.

>> I lost to barry manilow!

>> Barry manilow!

>> I lost to the kopa cabana.

>> Singing.

>> Wolverine I would have walked

>> through.

>> Can I hold one of yours?

No.

The nominees are --

>> Do you want to open it?

>> No, no.

And the emmy goes to -- "the

amazing race."

[Just-plain-Kathy]

12. Great Caesars Ghost...

Thanks for posting the transcript. If I close my eyes, I could almost see it.

[zbdent]

13. How long before it's on YouTube?

That would be priceless ...

[bigwillq]

14. It was great!

I was LMAO!

[xchrom]

16. wheee! -- just grand!

[LSK]

17. on CrooksandLiars.com