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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:13 PM
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I'm brilliant!
I figured out not long ago that I didn't have to undo all the buttons on my shirt before taking it off.

I just discovered that, while sitting and peeing, rather than pull my pants back up, I could just take them off! They are an unneeded additional physical harrassment.

I feel like the guiness commercial. Brilliant!

Have you done anything similarly brilliant lately?
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:28 PM
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1. I figured out how to make my chair at work rock back and forth
I guess that's somewhere along those same lines of brilliancy.
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:29 PM
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2. Good lordy,
if you can spread the word, millions will be grateful! Me included!
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