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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:14 PM
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I've just finished mowing - hold the rapture for awhile
Down here close to the coast we are in the tropical summer season, hot, humid conditions, with rain showers just about every afternoon. The lawn has to be mowed every couple of hours, seemingly. So before I'm raptured away to "God knows where" (of course) let me enjoy my lawn for a few days.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:17 PM
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1. Kick back and have a cold one...
wait for the rapture to wash over you like a cool summer rain. :toast:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:19 PM
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3. Brilliant minds thinking alike
Franken on the radio, DU on the computer and an ice cold budweiser in my favorite Koozie and my lawn mowed for another few days.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:17 PM
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2. The Rapture isn't going to happen until late this evening...
Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 01:18 PM by Crankie Avalon
...not until after The O'Reilly Factor, and maybe Hannity and Colmes (depending on the guests). The fundie god likes to get his FOX fix, before taking on any heavy lifting.
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:21 PM
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4. Which religion is rapturing people today?
Should I get a manicure for Jesus or for the 12th imam?
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 01:22 PM
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5. Don't miss my flash video of the event
Rapture Party Death Trip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yvYR4RFVs
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 03:28 PM
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7. Did you really do that???
AWESOME!!!!!






lost
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Wells Donating Member (672 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:09 PM
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6. The Rapture already happened...
It happened in 1993. 'Both' of the then-living true christians were caught up to meet Jayzus in the air. :-)
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