WWJW? What would Jesus wear?

[FSogol]

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

[renate]

1. seersucker!

[ComerPerro]

4. they're coming back, apparently

[OwnedByFerrets]

2. OH MY G*D!!!

I would say unfuckingbelievable, but in todays amerika, its all too believable.

[ComerPerro]

3. Well, to their credit, I will say this

I don't see any weapons. At least it defensive armor.


Unless they plan to beat muslims with their Bibles, LOL.

But seriously...

[City Lights]

5. Is that where the chimp buys his jammies?

[Buzz Clik]

6. Holy flaming chariots!! They're serious.

[Ezlivin]

7. Jesus would want his disciple-ettes to wear these

(http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=... )

[kcass1954]

8. I didn't think that shiny-type fabric was approved

for use in children's sleepwear.

[sakabatou]

9. Armor of God PJs

-1 to Health
-3 to Mental Health
-10 to Faith
+5 to Zealotry
+5 to Bigotry

[ComerPerro]

10. LOL

[YOY]

12. You forgot

Once/2 years cast feeblemind on self (November only)

[Lochloosa]

11. Ok....anyone see what I do?

[shadowknows69]

15. Ding ding ding

we have a winner. The Chris-taliban strikes again.

[Sequoia]

16. What's she a' doin wearin pants!?

Them there's for boys. Get her a skirt and yep, cover up yer head so's no boy'll be lead into sin. Gal dang women folk messing up every thang.

[readmoreoften]

23. Ew. Their feet and hands are showing.

They should cover up. That's kinky.

[Radical Activist]

13. do they come with chastity belts?

[obreaslan]

18. I think that is represented by the none-to-subtle red ribbon of "TRUTH''..

That runs across the naughty-bits area.



edit: for visual imagery

[CJCRANE]

14. Jesus was a semite

who lived in a desert region so he would probably similar robes to the traditional ones we see in the ME today.

[OregonDem]

17. A couple of questions that should be answered

before any good fundamentalist Christian should buy these.

Are they flame retardant? We certainly don't want the clothes to catch on fire at the next book burning.

Will they keep the kids warm when they are being carried up to meet Jesus in the clouds? That is should the rapture occur during the night time.

[OwnedByFerrets]

19. Can anyone else envision

members of the KKK buying these for their kids?

[sweetheart]

20. "England! England!"

Those kiddies can join the BNP! I bet they're proud to be English,
of their open mindedness and egaletarian values, their sense of humour and
dour frown regarding exercise without copius alcohol involved. Drink on, kiddies!

[mwooldri]

31. St. George would be turnin' in 'is grave, ya know.

Certainly not approved by the Church of England. You know, the one that combines catholicism with women and (shock horror!) homosexual priests and possibly even bishops.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

21. Jesus wears Hemp

so there!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

22. They look like Junior Grand Imperial Dragons of the KKK.

[LostinVA]

24. I thought this was a joke when I read a post earlier today

And, they need to spell check their site... "sheild"???

[guinivere]

25. Whoa!

If you put crap on a stick, the people would buy it.


That doesn't look like it is the proper flame retardant fabric for kid's pj's.

[Warren DeMontague]

26. Just the thing for your little Crusaders!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

27. Intolerance And Mockery Of Others' Beliefs Is Always in Poor Taste And

shouldn't be condoned.

I know you think you're being funny and lighthearted, and so be it. But I still think threads like this are in extremely poor taste and I have no idea when it became such a horrible thing for parents to teach their children that God loves them or will protect them while they sleep.

Why you have such animosity and the need to mock them merely because you share a different belief system is perplexing.

Yes, these PJ's seem a bit silly to those of us that don't take religion to that extent, but that doesn't mean we should openly mock them for having such faith in what they believe. This woman sounds like a beautiful person who loves the Lord and she's attempting to share that beauty with others that are similar to her. She's not asking or forcing you to believe as deeply in the faith as she, so I don't know why those in this thread feel the need to attack her or her concepts.

Tolerance. It's a beautiful thing that we all should hold dear and respect the core of. Intolerance of others' beliefs should always be condemned.

I say God bless her and her children.

Peace,

OMC

[FooFootheSnoo]

28. I agree

I don't see anything on her site endorsing any kind of hatred or "holier than thou" type attitude. It's silly, but harmless. Kind of like something Ned Flanders would put on his kids to keep them safe. No big deal.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

29. Exactly.Those That Rally Against The Concept Do So Under The False Premise

that those who are that religious teach intolerance and prejudice (which though sometimes true, is an ignoranntly blanketed statement when applied to all), but by carrying such an attitude those same posters are displaying the epitomy of hypocrisy by directly engaging in intolerance and prejudice.

[Kali]

34. Are you seriously trying to say

this is undeserving of mockery? Because this REALLY BEGS to be laughed at. What kind of nutjobs would buy this crap?

[mwooldri]

30. WWJW TO Bed? A smile, hopefully. And not much else.

In any case that's what I wear to bed. Maybe underwear. Usually these days it has been just underwear. Unless camping, when I am fully clothed.

But that is just hideous! Oh well, each to their own taste.

/Mark

[deadparrot]

32. Silly? To me, yes.

But hey, if that's the worst thing parents do to their kids, I can't complain too much.

[Kali]

33. only 39.95 or is it 49.95?

says one but if you click for details it says

$49.95 per set
plus shipping

INCLUDES:

*

Pajama top with breastplate of righteousness and belt of truth hem.
*

Pajama pants with wings of peace to cover feet.
*

Helmet of salvation.
*

Shield of faith pillow.
*

Sword of the Spirit (New Testament).
*

Activity coloring book.

[sleipnir]

35. I guess the English will buy it. St. George's Cross and all...

Can't imagine them selling too many units of this in Scotland or Wales, or really anywhere. But, hey, why not.

[unsavedtrash]

36. Here is a link for you ;)

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

[Shine]

37. OH. MY. GAWD. I thought it was a joke, but they're actually series!1

Yikes....the "heavenly" clouds puffing up were actually quite compelling......NOT.

[Ouabache]

38. PJs with a Crusader cross on them?

wow

[Cobalt-60]

41. A new children's crusade

The neocons are suiting up the youth of America!
I'm sure they would like to. But this is just commerce.
By Hermes I wish I had thought of it.

[Cobalt-60]

39. in bed, I see a modern jesus

in maybe tightie whiteys or boxers and an "A" shirt.
he'd have some nice silk jammies he got from his dad in the drawer for guests or pajama parties.

[texanwitch]

40. Don't forget this website.

www.jesusoftheweek.com