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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:16 PM
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What's Wrong With Paris Hilton's Left Eye?
Does she have a droopy eyelid? It seems smaller than her right eye. Or maybe she's doing it on purpose? (Trying to looks sexy?)



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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:18 PM
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1. That's the collagen backing up.
It's in a war of attrition with the botox for control of her head.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:18 PM
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2. It's on her face
Blleeecchhhhhh














Or...just maybe....she got something in it...


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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:19 PM
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3. For that matter, what's wrong with the rest of her?
:puke: :puke: :puke:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:20 PM
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4. It's made of acrylic material, because it weighs less than glass?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:22 PM
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5. "Trying" to look sexy is right.
Not quite getting there, I'm afraid.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:28 PM
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6. It's attached to Paris Hilton
Droopy eyelid can be surgically corrected, which no doubt they would have done already if that was the problem. I think she does it on purpose.

I wonder what's the deal with the three orangish marks on her face. There's one on her left cheekbone close to the ear, one on her left temple and one on the right cheekbone fairly close to the eye. They almost look like film processing problems--bad bleach or something--but it's hard to say. Would they have spent the money to print this picture if it was developed wrong?
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:31 PM
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7. A little pinkeye, if you know what I mean.
Wink-wink, nudge-nudge...
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:32 PM
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8. It's the result of an excessive amount of skank.
:puke:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:33 PM
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9. I think that was the eye the guy hit in when they were
making that movie.....


You know, coming attractions...
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