Who is your "honey"?

[crim son]

I like to check out the horoscopes (you got a problem with that?) and they always refer to my "honey" as in "you and your honey" are feeling really close right now... let those sparks fly!" Bah. Who is this "honey" and where do I find it?

[datasuspect]

1. my wife?

she is dead, is okay i have new one.

[Deja Q]

2. This is!

I've got no honey to use it on, however.

[crim son]

3. I've tried that. I prefer my flesh straight up.

Get it? Get it!

[Deja Q]

5. Oh my!

[WCGreen]

26. Ten hut!!!!!

[crim son]

32. You are nothing if not reliable, Mr. Green. n/t

[idgiehkt]

4. in my dreams, this one

[crim son]

6. May your dreams come true!

Me, I think I'll stick with the sweet and sticky liquid.

[Deja Q]

7. How about my dreams?

[crim son]

9. I wish the same for you, except for the dream where you die

being suffocated by a large woman. I like you alive, well and here to torment us.

[idgiehkt]

11. me too

everybody wins!

[ForrestGump]

8. I can't tell you. I mean, I can't tell you the nature of

your honey.

And I can't tell you about my honey, either, 'cos she doesn't know she's my honey yet.

And I don't know who she is, either.

[crim son]

10. Then we're in the same boat.

Suddenly, though, I'm in no hurry. Yeah, I'll be 45 in two years, but there will no doubt be a hot 48-yr-old male looking all around for a nice girl like me. I hope. I know? I know. You, too.

[ForrestGump]

48. I know for both of us

Except I want mine in the female configuration...

[u4ic]

40. How soon they forget...

One evening of heaving bosoms, and it's "sayonara, baby"...

[crim son]

45. Or, seven months of pure joy

and then "I never made you any committment, Lisa." Language of the heart, lover. Guess some people aren't fluent.

[u4ic]

46. Oh no, sweetie...

[ForrestGump]

Honey! You're home!

Here...let me fetch your pipe and slippers. Put your feet up, baby, please. I've got dinner (okay, breakfast by now, but it's just 'cos of these weird hours of mine) cooking. Backrub? A verse of "Supicious Minds"?



Really, what I said up there was just...I was just...just making a transparent play for your attention...

[u4ic]

53. Is that the sound

of a bath I hear running, as well?

Throw in a foot massage (those elegant toes have a purpose)and I'll forget about the whole thing, until it's convenient to remember it again...

[ForrestGump]

56. That was the sound of my heart beating with unrestrained sheer joy

Already got your bath ready, with bubbles, and I used a thermometer to make sure it's just the right temperature. Oh...and I tore out the old bath and installed a jacuzzi-style bath while you were at work.

Let me get my aromatherapy massage oils and I'll be right with you.

[u4ic]

58. Don't forget the candles!

What a coincidence I remembered to pick up chocolate mousse at the grocery store...

[ForrestGump]

69. You Canadians and your mousses....

so cute!

My favorite thing in the world, chocolate mousse is -- beside you, I mean. <REST OF THIS PARAGRAPH CENSORED; AND A GOOD THING IT WAS, TOO>

I've got the candles, the latex gloves, and the five pounds of strawberries and cans of Reddi-Whip that you ask me to pick....

Oops. I didn't know anyone else was catching this.

Um. Yeah. I got everything.


My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. Nobody.

[crim son]

15. Nobody right now, you mean.

Your honey's wondering where the heck you are too.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. She'd better be.

[crim son]

19. No question about it! n/t

[ContraBass Black]

13. Who wants to be my honey?

[crim son]

16. Somebody does, I'm absolutely sure of it.

S/he just doesn't realize it yet.

[reyd reid reed]

14. *sigh*

When you figure it out, let me know, wouldja?

[crim son]

18. RRR, I'm in the middle of figuring out that

I'd rather be alone than deal with all the nonsense. I've always heard that true love shows up when you least expect it. While that may be true, life-destroying SOBs appear too. I don't think I can tell the honey from the sh**, ya know? Perhaps you are more perceptive.

[reyd reid reed]

22. Apparently not...

[crim son]

23. I think we need more exposure. It's just hard to figure out

what to expose, where and to whom. I'm sorely tempted to have a fainting fit in the Dermatology wing of Eastern Maine Medical Center.

[reyd reid reed]

25. Ooooh...there ya go...

Tried and true. They used to call it the 'vapors', didn't they? The sign of a true, genteel, delicate and ladylike soul.

Which lets me out, of course...

[WCGreen]

28. Now I'm all a tither......

[crim son]

30. Hear that, RRR?

Here's a man who appreciates the notion of your being exposed!

[reyd reid reed]

38. Y'think?

Maybe he's just being nice...betcha that's what it is.

[WCGreen]

41. Me nice....

You have got to be kidding me....

[reyd reid reed]

42. Hmmmmm...

Uh uh. Tell me...what are you, then?

[WCGreen]

43. Nice when I have to be .....

And naughty at all the right times....

[reyd reid reed]

36. Wow...

You mean it even works in a textual setting?

Hmmmmm. Food for thought...

[crim son]

29. See, I do give the general impression of being just such a lady

until you get to know me better

[reyd reid reed]

39. Now see...

If you ever ran into me on the street, I'd be as ladylike and demure as you can imagine. My mother would be proud.

For a minute.

Two, tops.

[Sugar Smack]

57. And you're reading the wrong horoscopes.

They always assume everyone's got a "honey".

[Iniquitous Bunny]

20. Some guy.

Who's handsome, warm, sexy, brilliant, and dignified and corny at the same time.

[crim son]

21. Git yer paws off my guy!

err... ahem....
'scuse...

[LadyoftheRabbits]

24. I'm with you...

Apparently I should have one prior to reading those.

[crim son]

33. I know. It just depresses.

[RetroLounge]

27. Uhm, not sure i can even answer this

RL

[crim son]

34. But why, my good fellow?

No clever thoughts?

[RetroLounge]

37. Not feeling very clever...

Too many honeys?

Wrong Honey?

Honey who is not available?

Honey who is gay?



RL

[crim son]

44. Any honey, honey.

'sOkay. I'm not feeling v. clever this evening either. We will be forgiven.

[Guava Jelly]

31. The future is my Honey

.

[crim son]

35. And right now, the Future is creeping up alongside your

house/apartment, looking for open windows. Oooohhhh!

[Shine]

47. My honey is my hubby and I also call my kids honey.

but if I was gonna get all philosophical and shit, I would say that "honey" can also refer to the internal/eternal essence of one's soul, that "spark" that makes each of us unique, yet connects us to the Divine, which is the Sacred One.

Hmmm....yeah, whatever.

[billyskank]

49. My 'honey' is unknown to me

[u4ic]

65. .

[billyskank]

70. Thanks sweetie

In time, I suppose, but it's been four and a half years and I'm getting bored with waiting, you know?

[u4ic]

72. Aww, hon

I know how you feel. I've went through long periods without a honey, and it wasn't self imposed.

You're too great of a person not to find someone...

[RFKHumphreyObama]

50. I wish I had a honey in my life right now

But I never have and on pessimistic days I think I never will

[buddhamama]

52. of course you will, sweetie

someday you're going to meet the right girl and she'll love and appreciate YOU for the gem you are!

[RFKHumphreyObama]

54. Thank you so very much for your kind words and thoughts Buddhamama

You are such a wonderful, supportive, inspiring and caring person -one who truly makes DU such a wonderful place to be It's great to see you back posting and thank you for all the inspiration, kindness and generosity of spirit you contribute to DU

[buddhamama]

55. .............

*blushing* i am sincere; You are a Gem.

thank you for your kind words.

[Sugar Smack]

51. I don't have a "honey" at the moment.

[Sugar Smack]

59. I"D REALLY REALLY LIKE A RESPONSE.

[mtowngman]

60. I think everybody's stunned

that you are honey-less. I don't even know you and I'm stunned.
You certainly deserve a honey.

[crim son]

61. I second that.

It goes to show there's no justice in this world!

[billyskank]

71. I third it

Sugar is uber beautiful. Although I thought she did have a honey...

[Broken_Hero]

62. My honey....:)

mrs. petersond!

[u4ic]

64. She's lovely!

[Broken_Hero]

66. thanks, and btw

she hates this picture...

[u4ic]

67. So of course

you have to post it.

Is she Native American? (here we have Natives, First Nations, Aboriginals, Indigenous Peoples, some taking back the word Indian...)

[Broken_Hero]

68. yeah, its a good picture

Yes, she is Keetowah Band Cherokee... That picture was taken at the Haskell Indian Nations graduation pow-wow in may of 03... She is currently trying to eat an indian taco, but I keep taking pictures...I do have some more embarrasing ones, but again...I do not wish to die a slow death either....

[amitten]

63. Hon. Nee???