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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:19 PM
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Who is your "honey"?
I like to check out the horoscopes (you got a problem with that?) and they always refer to my "honey" as in "you and your honey" are feeling really close right now... let those sparks fly!" Bah. Who is this "honey" and where do I find it?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:35 PM
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1. my wife?
she is dead, is okay i have new one.

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:39 PM
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2. This is!


I've got no honey to use it on, however. :cry:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:41 PM
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3. I've tried that. I prefer my flesh straight up.
:rofl: Get it? Get it!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:47 PM
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5. Oh my!
:blush:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:05 PM
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26. Ten hut!!!!!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:12 PM
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32. You are nothing if not reliable, Mr. Green. n/t
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:43 PM
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4. in my dreams, this one
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:48 PM
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6. May your dreams come true!
Me, I think I'll stick with the sweet and sticky liquid.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:49 PM
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7. How about my dreams?
:7 :rofl:

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:21 PM
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9. I wish the same for you, except for the dream where you die
being suffocated by a large woman. I like you alive, well and here to torment us. :)
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:25 PM
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11. me too
everybody wins!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:05 PM
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8. I can't tell you. I mean, I can't tell you the nature of
your honey.

And I can't tell you about my honey, either, 'cos she doesn't know she's my honey yet.

And I don't know who she is, either. :D
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:23 PM
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10. Then we're in the same boat.
Suddenly, though, I'm in no hurry. Yeah, I'll be 45 in two years, but there will no doubt be a hot 48-yr-old male looking all around for a nice girl like me. I hope. I know? I know. You, too.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:07 AM
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48. I know for both of us
:hug:

Except I want mine in the female configuration... :D
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:23 PM
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40. How soon they forget...
One evening of heaving bosoms, and it's "sayonara, baby"... :eyes:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:00 PM
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45. Or, seven months of pure joy
and then "I never made you any committment, Lisa." Language of the heart, lover. Guess some people aren't fluent.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:09 PM
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46. Oh no, sweetie...
:(

:hug: :hug: :hug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:10 AM
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Honey! You're home!
Here...let me fetch your pipe and slippers. Put your feet up, baby, please. I've got dinner (okay, breakfast by now, but it's just 'cos of these weird hours of mine) cooking. Backrub? A verse of "Supicious Minds"?

:loveya:

Really, what I said up there was just...I was just...just making a transparent play for your attention... :D
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:11 PM
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53. Is that the sound
of a bath I hear running, as well?

Throw in a foot massage (those elegant toes have a purpose)and I'll forget about the whole thing, until it's convenient to remember it again... :*
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:41 PM
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56. That was the sound of my heart beating with unrestrained sheer joy
Already got your bath ready, with bubbles, and I used a thermometer to make sure it's just the right temperature. Oh...and I tore out the old bath and installed a jacuzzi-style bath while you were at work. :*

Let me get my aromatherapy massage oils and I'll be right with you.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:22 PM
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58. Don't forget the candles!
What a coincidence I remembered to pick up chocolate mousse at the grocery store... :think:




:evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 03:54 AM
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69. You Canadians and your mousses....
so cute! :*

My favorite thing in the world, chocolate mousse is -- beside you, I mean. <REST OF THIS PARAGRAPH CENSORED; AND A GOOD THING IT WAS, TOO>

I've got the candles, the latex gloves, and the five pounds of strawberries and cans of Reddi-Whip that you ask me to pick....

Oops. I didn't know anyone else was catching this. :blush:

Um. Yeah. I got everything. :evilgrin:


My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time


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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:26 PM
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12. Nobody.
:(
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:38 PM
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15. Nobody right now, you mean.
Your honey's wondering where the heck you are too.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:41 PM
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17. She'd better be.
;)
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:43 PM
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19. No question about it! n/t
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:27 PM
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13. Who wants to be my honey?
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:40 PM
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16. Somebody does, I'm absolutely sure of it.
S/he just doesn't realize it yet.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:29 PM
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14. *sigh*
When you figure it out, let me know, wouldja?

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:43 PM
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18. RRR, I'm in the middle of figuring out that
I'd rather be alone than deal with all the nonsense. I've always heard that true love shows up when you least expect it. While that may be true, life-destroying SOBs appear too. I don't think I can tell the honey from the sh**, ya know? Perhaps you are more perceptive.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:52 PM
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22. Apparently not...
:shrug:

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:54 PM
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23. I think we need more exposure. It's just hard to figure out
what to expose, where and to whom. I'm sorely tempted to have a fainting fit in the Dermatology wing of Eastern Maine Medical Center.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:05 PM
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25. Ooooh...there ya go...
Tried and true. They used to call it the 'vapors', didn't they? The sign of a true, genteel, delicate and ladylike soul.

Which lets me out, of course...

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:09 PM
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28. Now I'm all a tither......
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:11 PM
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30. Hear that, RRR?
Here's a man who appreciates the notion of your being exposed!
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:22 PM
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38. Y'think?
Maybe he's just being nice...betcha that's what it is.

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:07 PM
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41. Me nice....
You have got to be kidding me....
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:34 PM
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42. Hmmmmm...
Uh uh. Tell me...what are you, then?

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:02 PM
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43. Nice when I have to be .....
And naughty at all the right times....
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:21 PM
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36. Wow...
You mean it even works in a textual setting?

Hmmmmm. Food for thought...
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:10 PM
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29. See, I do give the general impression of being just such a lady
until you get to know me better :evilgrin:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:23 PM
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39. Now see...
If you ever ran into me on the street, I'd be as ladylike and demure as you can imagine. My mother would be proud.

For a minute.

Two, tops.

:evilgrin:

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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:00 PM
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57. And you're reading the wrong horoscopes.
;-) They always assume everyone's got a "honey".
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Iniquitous Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:50 PM
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20. Some guy.
Who's handsome, warm, sexy, brilliant, and dignified and corny at the same time. :D
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:51 PM
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21. Git yer paws off my guy!
err... ahem....
'scuse...
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:01 PM
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24. I'm with you...
:shrug: Apparently I should have one prior to reading those. :P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:13 PM
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33. I know. It just depresses.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:08 PM
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27. Uhm, not sure i can even answer this
:shrug:

RL
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:14 PM
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34. But why, my good fellow?
No clever thoughts? :)
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:21 PM
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37. Not feeling very clever...
Too many honeys?

Wrong Honey?

Honey who is not available?

Honey who is gay?

:shrug:

RL
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:57 PM
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44. Any honey, honey.
'sOkay. I'm not feeling v. clever this evening either. We will be forgiven.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:12 PM
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31. The future is my Honey
.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:15 PM
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35. And right now, the Future is creeping up alongside your
house/apartment, looking for open windows. Oooohhhh!
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:17 PM
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47. My honey is my hubby and I also call my kids honey.
but if I was gonna get all philosophical and shit, I would say that "honey" can also refer to the internal/eternal essence of one's soul, that "spark" that makes each of us unique, yet connects us to the Divine, which is the Sacred One.

Hmmm....yeah, whatever. :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:10 AM
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49. My 'honey' is unknown to me
:shrug:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 01:16 AM
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65. .
:( :hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 04:18 AM
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70. Thanks sweetie
In time, I suppose, but it's been four and a half years and I'm getting bored with waiting, you know? :hug:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 01:11 PM
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72. Aww, hon
:hug:

I know how you feel. I've went through long periods without a honey, and it wasn't self imposed.

You're too great of a person not to find someone... :hug: :loveya:
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RFKHumphreyObama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:19 AM
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50. I wish I had a honey in my life right now
But I never have and on pessimistic days I think I never will :cry:

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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:32 AM
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52. of course you will, sweetie
someday you're going to meet the right girl and she'll love and appreciate YOU for the gem you are! :hug:
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RFKHumphreyObama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 02:31 PM
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54. Thank you so very much for your kind words and thoughts Buddhamama
You are such a wonderful, supportive, inspiring and caring person -one who truly makes DU such a wonderful place to be :yourock: It's great to see you back posting and thank you for all the inspiration, kindness and generosity of spirit you contribute to DU :hug:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 04:31 PM
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55. .............
*blushing* i am sincere; You are a Gem.

thank you for your kind words. :hug:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:31 AM
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51. I don't have a "honey" at the moment.
:hi:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 08:29 PM
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59. I"D REALLY REALLY LIKE A RESPONSE.
:D
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mtowngman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:37 PM
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60. I think everybody's stunned
that you are honey-less. I don't even know you and I'm stunned.
You certainly deserve a honey.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:40 PM
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61. I second that.
It goes to show there's no justice in this world!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 04:20 AM
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71. I third it
Sugar is uber beautiful. Although I thought she did have a honey...
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 12:32 AM
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62. My honey....:)
mrs. petersond!



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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 01:16 AM
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64. She's lovely!
:-)
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 01:18 AM
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66. thanks, and btw
she hates this picture... :P
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 01:23 AM
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67. So of course
you have to post it. ;)

Is she Native American? (here we have Natives, First Nations, Aboriginals, Indigenous Peoples, some taking back the word Indian...)
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 01:26 AM
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68. yeah, its a good picture
:) Yes, she is Keetowah Band Cherokee... :) That picture was taken at the Haskell Indian Nations graduation pow-wow in may of 03... :) She is currently trying to eat an indian taco, but I keep taking pictures...I do have some more embarrasing ones, but again...I do not wish to die a slow death either.... ;)
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 12:42 AM
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63. Hon. Nee???
:shrug:

:bounce:

:toast:
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