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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:47 PM
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Somebody entertain me.
I am bored shitless!!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:48 PM
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1. i am butt ass nekkid
throw ripe vegetables at me.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:49 PM
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2. How about rotten ones
Could be less wasteful
you know w/world hunger and all
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:49 PM
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3. rotten
okay
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:50 PM
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4. For you, GOPsux, I will now belch the Marseillaise
Burp-burp burp-burp burp-burp BURP-burp-burp
B-burp b-burp burp... BURP b-burp!!!



How's that?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:51 PM
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6. may we have the internationale next
please?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:56 PM
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8. Sorry, I only speak Belgian
as in "Belch-in'"

Get it?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:53 PM
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7. beautiful !!
i am in tears by the awesome yet savage beauty of that rendition
:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:51 PM
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5. You mean, this one isn't helping?
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:57 PM
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9. How about playing Pin the Tail on the Jackass?
Here's the jackass:

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:00 PM
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10. Sounds like a game i could get into
Or maybe Handcuff the monkey and march him before the Hague for war crimes.
Sounds fun :)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:08 PM
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11. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!
Sheesh.... :eyes:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:13 PM
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14. Dude do you ever sleep ? LOL!!
Sorta entertained..
I mean it's not as fun as flirting with the Lovely ladies of Du.But ya know sigh..
:rofl:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:14 PM
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16. thanks for asking the question I was too shy to ask...
I've been looking at the various post times and going 'this Elvis must be a tweaker', lol...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:24 PM
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21. Good morn...uh...afternoon!
:hi:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:49 PM
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26. evening, sir
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 05:51 PM by idgiehkt
:hi:

but you still didn't answer the question...do you ever sleep?

edit: I forgot you all are chronologically behind out there in the west. So technically, you can still get away with afternoon, for another hour or so.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:23 PM
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20. Not much
:P

Flirting? What's that?


:hide:


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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:32 PM
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23. Something i haven't done much of today
I must be wearing a Babe Repellant or something
:rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:10 PM
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12. Nevermind Sniff Sniff
I can take a hint.
Sniff sniff..Nobody likes ol GoPsUx..
Sigh :(
He is unworthy of entertainment.
(Can I grovel or what?)
:)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:12 PM
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13. Yeah, so what? I'm hungry. You don't see me complaining.
Oh wait, I am complaining about it.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:14 PM
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15. But you do entertain me Haruka
:hi:
How's your Kids (lizards)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:18 PM
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17. They're doing good.
The furkids are doing good too. Last I saw, Ginsberg was running around in the yard with a chicken breast in his mouth.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:20 PM
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18. cool !
How many lizards do you own??
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:22 PM
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19. Five lizards (2 bearded dragons & 3 leopard geckos)
I have two cats but they're are four in the house and two bunnies. Plus one big fish tank and um...five tiny fish tanks.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:30 PM
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22. Cool ! I used to have an Oscar 12" long named Gollum
and a Pacu

(not my fish just one for those who have no idea what a Pacu is)
side note: these fish are aggressive and grow really Big!..To big in my opinion to be sold as pets since they will out grow most Fish tanks..II miss my Oscar..I buried him in a creek by my house when he died...He was a good fish!
Oh and I have 3 cats!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:34 PM
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24. Yeah, I think fish like Pacus, red-tailed catfish & arowanas shouldn't be
sold in the average pet shop. I see those things at Petland discounts getting sold by kids saying that they just grow to the size of the tank. I get all my fish from a local guy who specializes in Cichlids (African mostly, which is what I keep). He'll sell the BIG fish, but he also won't sell them to anybody who can't take care of them. I've seen him turn down sales because the person couldn't care for the fish properly.

The other day on craigslist I saw someone selling a trio of baby pirahnas in a 10gallon for $150. Of course, those baby pirahnas will need a 75g in short order.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:47 PM
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25. Cichlids are pretty cool fish
I have always love the Betas (Siamese Fighting fish) I know in nature they are a brownish green and not very pretty.
But the breeders have done a hell of a job breeding Beautiful colorful Fighting fish!
I had 6 at one time...I never let them fight FYI.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:10 PM
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27. Yeah, all the small tanks are betta tanks.
Even the females are pretty, just without the long fins. I have a 3 gallon in my bedroom with 2 female bettas and a couple cory cats.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:14 PM
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28. I have never Bred Betas but i always wanted to try.
I mean The fish made the nest.But no fish action happened.
Maybe i should have had Barry White playing at the time..MAybe next time I'll play this. :rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uxtqDl9tHU
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:27 PM
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29. I bred them once.
It's a pain in the ass when you have to start splitting the babies up into their seperate jars.

In my old cichlid tank, I had a few species that would breed constantly. In the current tank, only the yellow labs are breeding. I'll have to go trade in the babies soon, because they're about an inch long. About 10 of them made it, their parents did a pretty good job of protecting them from the other fish in the tank. Now the babies are pretty much always out and about in the tank. No one's really bothering them, even though they're still snack size.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:33 PM
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30. That's no fair...
For a second I thought that read 'shirtless' and I got all excited.

Go ahead. Break a poor gal's heart. Dash her hopes and dreams and expectations. See if I care...


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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:42 PM
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31. Hey for the Attn: of such a wonderful Naughty girl..The shirt comes Off
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 06:46 PM by GoPsUx
:evilgrin: Party!
Heres one i did a few months back..Hair is sort of :Harry Hamlin..ish" but hey it was humid..

oops forgot the link
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:23 PM
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32. MUCH better.
I looked at this before I went into a meeting and thought I'd dropped my marbles down the drain or something.

I thought you were doing it again...tormenting a poor, defenseless, helpless little...

Oh. Wait. We're talking about me, huh? Yeah. I thought I'd dropped my marbles.

And...much, much, much better.

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:44 PM
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33. Thanks Triple R
You sure know how to make a guy feel good!
I am sure in more ways then one..
on a side note..Feeling in the dumps a little and i can't explain why.
Thank you for being so damn sweet to me :hug:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:50 PM
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34. Awwww...
I'm sorry.

I know the feeling all too well...some days I'm just down and can't figure out why and that just seems to make it worse. Those are the days when I just want to pull the covers over my head and hide.

:hug:

We'll get you out of this funk yet. C'mon...whatcha wanna do?

Oh. Hmmmmm...that sounded....

:blush:

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:54 PM
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35. Just sounded like a hell of good person and a good friend!!
Thank you!!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:18 PM
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36. hmmm
how can a wino who works two jobs be bored? :D
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