I'm leaving DU

[LostinVA]

Actually, I'm not. I just want a nice long thread all about ME: telling me to leave, begging me to stay, etc. It makes me all warm and tingly just thinking about it!

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Please stay! Oh Please! I think you are the best! and everything

you say is ALWAYS exactly perfect!!! And I'm sorry if somebody disagreed with you! Because no one should ever disagree with you! And all threads that you disagree with should be LOCKED! Immediately!!! I'm writing to Skinner about it right now!!!!


P.S.

[LostinVA]

6. OOOH! That's good!

[LynneSin]

2. Don't let the door slam on your ass on the way out

[LostinVA]

7. *sob*

[LynneSin]

9. Awww sweetie, I just always wanted to use that on one of those

"I'm leaving DU and never ever coming back" threads

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Go here! A good one in progress!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[LostinVA]

14. I saw that one

[LynneSin]

20. Yeah but I hate giving those people the spotlight

I figured with LostinVa I could say it and know that she'd still be around!

[LostinVA]

27. And I can hold it over your head FOREVER

[LostinVA]

15. I wanted to post a self-serving "leaving DU thread" for the hell of it

So, I understand!

[Richard Steele]

3. Don't go! I'm sorry for all that stuff I said about you!

I swear, I didn't mean some of it, HONEST!

[LostinVA]

I KNEW that was you!!!!!!

[Richard Steele]

16. I blame myself.

[SKKY]

4. Good. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out..

[progmom]

5. the uppity women would be lost without you

[auntAgonist]

8. Progmom!

Hiya

see you Saturday?

aA

[progmom]

21. it's on our calendar!!!

[auntAgonist]

10. I'm not the beggin' kind....

but .. I DO want you to stay

are you warm and tingly yet?

aA

[LostinVA]

17. Yeah, baby...

[buddhamama]

11. if you must go know this

i love you and always have; i can't imagine my days without you and to prove myself to you, i'm going to pluck one eyelash every week you're gone. now, how's that for warm and tingly (in the i am scared outta mind kinda way.)?

[LostinVA]

19. giggle

[calico1]

13. Oh God!!!!

Please, please, please DON'T LEAVE! This board just wouldn't function without you, don't you see? I just couldn't bear it. If you leave, they might as well shut down DU forever!

How was that?

[LostinVA]

18. A++++++++++++++

[xmas74]

22. Of course you are.

We're leaving for 30 days if we ever get off of our asses and make our video for TAR.

Then we can both have threads that say we're leaving DU together and not tell why. Imagine the rumors!

[wildhorses]

23. ok first off....

then:





















































then:





































now go forth and post!

[LostinVA]

28. I love being spanked...

[graywarrior]

24. It just breaks my heart to think that you would walk out that door forever

Don't DU it. You are a valuable member of this board. We all love you soooooo sooooo much. We PM one another about your contributions here and your renowned beauty. Pleeeeeeeeze don't leave us. I am crying now.











BTW, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[LostinVA]

29. giggle

[zanne]

25. The next time somebody says they're leaving DU

The next time I see a serious thread about leaving DU, I'm gonna flame the attention-seeking doofus who posted it. Who's with me? (Not you, though, Lost. You know I love you).

[Bassic]

26. Please don't go!

We like you way too much.

[ThomCat]

30. Please don't go.

I'd miss you SO much.

[Sugar Smack]

31. *NOOOOOOO!*

Who's going to corrupt me, Popol?

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. ***snort***

[Sugar Smack]

35. Ouchie!!

[LostinVA]

36. hehehehe

[Anarcho-Socialist]

32. Please stay, and I'll reply to your thread

[Sugar Smack]

33. Here--->

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[northzax]

37. oh thank god

we'd all been thinking of having a little convention to discuss asking you to leave. it would have been all awkward and stuff. so thanks for removing that responsiblity from our shoulders.

it worked guys! drinks on me!

[Arugula Latte]

38. In the immortal words of KC and the Sunshine Band: "Please Don't Go"

I love you
Yeah
Babe, I love you so
I want you to know
That I'm going to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door
(Chorus)
please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go
I'm begging you to stay
If you leave
At least in my lifetime
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
By someone as wonderful as you
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, hey
Yeah
Babe, I love you so
I, I want you to know
That I'm going to miss your love
The minute you walk out that door
please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Hey, hey, hey
I need your love
I'm down on my knees
Beggin' please, please, please
Don't go
Don't you hear me baby

please don't go

Don't leave me now
Oh, no, no, no, no
Please don't go
I want you to know
That I, I, I, love you so
Don't leave me baby
Please don't go