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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:48 AM
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I'm an ass, ask me anything!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:49 AM
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1. Nice ass
I'll refrain from asking more about its suitability as a conveyance... :blush:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:52 AM
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4. Depends what you're trying to convey
:hi:

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:58 AM
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6. And I could get in even more trouble with that
opening. :D
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:02 AM
Response to Reply #6
10. Awwwww...now how could a cute little ass like mine
cause trouble?

O8)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:12 AM
Response to Reply #10
18. Well, for one thing, my fiance -- of several
minutes' standing -- just showed up in this thread...







Shhhhhhh...........



...be vewwy, vewwy kwiet....
:scared:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:17 AM
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20. Shhhhhhh.....
Mum's the word...

:scared:

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:25 AM
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21. Well, she's down there,
so maybe we'll be safe as long as we stay up here. But, still...mum's a good word.




By the way, did I ever tell you about her collection of snipers' rifles and grenade launchers? It's among the world's finest.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:27 AM
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23. I understand it is
And rumor has it she's an expert when it comes to their effective use. She's accomplished in all the finer arts, y'know...

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:53 AM
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26. Darn. You mean, Michael Moore was wrong?
Canadians are violent and prone to blasting away with firearms? :scared:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:55 AM
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27. Who said anything about blasting?
If she came at you with a weapon pointed in the general direction of your....ummmmm...finer points, would she have to blast or would you capitulate on the spot?

Uh huh. That's what I thought.


Besides...she said she was sleeping anyway so you're safe.

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:03 AM
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28. Sleeping? Really?
I'm a bit worried that she'll still have eyes everywhere because, you know, she's a woman...you guys have that kinda mojo thing going on when it comes to knowing what we're up to. :scared:




Not that I was ever really worried, of course. I was more concerned, as a matter of fact, that you didn't begin to fret about the situation. You know...that's what men need to do -- protect women from the...

...wait...

...do you hear that?

Are you sure she's asleep? :scared:


Hold me.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:07 AM
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29. We do have this strange way of knowing what's going on that
makes you wonder if we ever really sleep, y'know. Doesn't it?

Hmmmmmm??

She said she's asleep...go look...



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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:09 AM
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30. It's really not fair. I mean,
I don't sleep, yet I have no idea of what's going on, ever. :shrug:

I'll go look. Wish me luck, please. I'll watch for tripwires...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:19 AM
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31. Oh, no
I lost her.

That's the third one today.


:cry:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:00 AM
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35. Awwwwww
Poor baby.

:hug:

Third one, huh? Hmmmmmm...

Well, on the bright side, there's always tomorrow. Which is here so time to get back up on that horse...

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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:50 AM
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2. cute ass, lol
or, cute ass, lol?
just so it fits the theme of the thread.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:58 AM
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7. As long as it's cute
I figure it's okay.

And this one's adorable.

:hi:

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:50 AM
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3. Why do you think you're an ass?
'Cause I don't think you are!

:loveya:

:hug:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:59 AM
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8. I have one, though
And it's cute...see? I mean, who could resist an ass like that?

:)



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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:55 AM
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5. I'll scratch yours
if you scratch mine...
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:01 AM
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9. Ummmm...
Either my eyes are going, or my eyes have already gone...

I can't see it...

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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:03 AM
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11. Do you see me sleeping?
Wait for me to turn over...
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:05 AM
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12. Oh...it's an animated one?
No wonder...the animated ones never animate when I'm at work.

Which kinda sucks.

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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:07 AM
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15. Oh, dang!
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 02:08 AM by u4ic
could you see it from a website, rather than on DU? I could send a link if you can...
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:09 AM
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16. Probably not...when I look up smileys on their pages from here,
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 02:10 AM by reyd reid reed
I can't see them animate, either. Heh...I imagine I get some real winners that way. People prolly scratching their heads, goin' "Huh?"


I'll be able to see it in the morning though, when I'm at home.

:D


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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:11 AM
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17. Good.
please stop by then and check out my ass. :D
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:50 AM
Response to Reply #17
33. LOL!
:rofl:

Oh, that's cute...I like that one!!!

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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:30 PM
Response to Reply #33
45. Anybody you know?
:silly:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:06 AM
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13. That's a nice piece of ass, so how is it being one?
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:07 AM
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14. Dunno...I'll have to get back to you on that...
As soon as the ass tells me.

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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:14 AM
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19. The guy singing the song I'm listening to wants to know...
"Is it heavier than air?"
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:26 AM
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22. Yes. it is.
Of course, not specifying what 'it' is makes that statement a whole lot easier to make.

:hi:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:28 AM
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24. I'll be sure to let him know.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:32 AM
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25. Good.
I'd hate to leave him wondering, after all.

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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:50 AM
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32. i like your ass
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:54 AM
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34. It's a cute li'l ass, innit?
:hi:

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:26 AM
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36. RRR: A cheeky lass with a very fine ass.



Get it? "Cheeky"?


:rofl:



Oh man, I'm killin' me over here...



:7


:hi:



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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:29 AM
Response to Reply #36
37. Well, just turn the other
cheek and carry on!

:rofl:


Hey, girl! Howya been?

:hi:

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 12:00 PM
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38. And how I love to carry on! You'll join me, won't you?




Of course you will. It wouldn't be the same without a fellow Naughty Girl there.


:hug:


Heya, doin' fine. Lots of stuff going on in my life right now, most of it very good. How's by you?



:hi:



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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:28 PM
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41. Meh...I've been better
But it'll work out. It always does. I just got back from buying a new computer...too bad I've gotta work tonight.

So...tell me about all this good stuff...I could use some good stuff right about now, even if it's someone else's.

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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:04 PM
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39. You're not an ass.....I am...

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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:36 PM
Response to Reply #39
42. LOL!
I love it!!!!

:rofl:
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:42 PM
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43. He looks familiar doesn't he?
:rofl:
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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:08 PM
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40. Have you ever tried to sneak one out,
and ended up with a mud bubble?
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:45 PM
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44. You could be the DU mascot
We generally calls ourselves donkeys but we know we really are asses.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 09:34 PM
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46. Should fundies be permitted to bray in school?
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