I'm an ass, ask me anything!

[reyd reid reed]

[ForrestGump]

1. Nice ass

I'll refrain from asking more about its suitability as a conveyance...

[reyd reid reed]

4. Depends what you're trying to convey

[ForrestGump]

6. And I could get in even more trouble with that

opening.

[reyd reid reed]

10. Awwwww...now how could a cute little ass like mine

cause trouble?

[ForrestGump]

18. Well, for one thing, my fiancée -- of several

minutes' standing -- just showed up in this thread...







Shhhhhhh...........



...be vewwy, vewwy kwiet....

[reyd reid reed]

20. Shhhhhhh.....

Mum's the word...

[ForrestGump]

21. Well, she's down there,

so maybe we'll be safe as long as we stay up here. But, still...mum's a good word.




By the way, did I ever tell you about her collection of snipers' rifles and grenade launchers? It's among the world's finest.

[reyd reid reed]

23. I understand it is

And rumor has it she's an expert when it comes to their effective use. She's accomplished in all the finer arts, y'know...

[ForrestGump]

26. Darn. You mean, Michael Moore was wrong?

Canadians are violent and prone to blasting away with firearms?

[reyd reid reed]

27. Who said anything about blasting?

If she came at you with a weapon pointed in the general direction of your....ummmmm...finer points, would she have to blast or would you capitulate on the spot?

Uh huh. That's what I thought.


Besides...she said she was sleeping anyway so you're safe.

[ForrestGump]

28. Sleeping? Really?

I'm a bit worried that she'll still have eyes everywhere because, you know, she's a woman...you guys have that kinda mojo thing going on when it comes to knowing what we're up to.




Not that I was ever really worried, of course. I was more concerned, as a matter of fact, that you didn't begin to fret about the situation. You know...that's what men need to do -- protect women from the...

...wait...

...do you hear that?

Are you sure she's asleep?


Hold me.

[reyd reid reed]

29. We do have this strange way of knowing what's going on that

makes you wonder if we ever really sleep, y'know. Doesn't it?

Hmmmmmm??

She said she's asleep...go look...

[ForrestGump]

30. It's really not fair. I mean,

I don't sleep, yet I have no idea of what's going on, ever.

I'll go look. Wish me luck, please. I'll watch for tripwires...

[ForrestGump]

31. Oh, no

I lost her.

That's the third one today.

[reyd reid reed]

35. Awwwwww

Poor baby.



Third one, huh? Hmmmmmm...

Well, on the bright side, there's always tomorrow. Which is here so time to get back up on that horse...

[idgiehkt]

2. cute ass, lol

or, cute ass, lol?
just so it fits the theme of the thread.

[reyd reid reed]

7. As long as it's cute

I figure it's okay.

And this one's adorable.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Why do you think you're an ass?

'Cause I don't think you are!

[reyd reid reed]

8. I have one, though

And it's cute...see? I mean, who could resist an ass like that?

[u4ic]

5. I'll scratch yours

if you scratch mine...

[reyd reid reed]

9. Ummmm...

Either my eyes are going, or my eyes have already gone...

I can't see it...

[u4ic]

11. Do you see me sleeping?

Wait for me to turn over...

[reyd reid reed]

12. Oh...it's an animated one?

No wonder...the animated ones never animate when I'm at work.

Which kinda sucks.

[u4ic]

15. Oh, dang!

could you see it from a website, rather than on DU? I could send a link if you can...

[reyd reid reed]

16. Probably not...when I look up smileys on their pages from here,

I can't see them animate, either. Heh...I imagine I get some real winners that way. People prolly scratching their heads, goin' "Huh?"


I'll be able to see it in the morning though, when I'm at home.

[u4ic]

17. Good.

please stop by then and check out my ass.

[reyd reid reed]

33. LOL!

Oh, that's cute...I like that one!!!

[u4ic]

45. Anybody you know?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. That's a nice piece of ass, so how is it being one?

[reyd reid reed]

14. Dunno...I'll have to get back to you on that...

As soon as the ass tells me.

[ghostsofgiants]

19. The guy singing the song I'm listening to wants to know...

"Is it heavier than air?"

[reyd reid reed]

22. Yes. it is.

Of course, not specifying what 'it' is makes that statement a whole lot easier to make.

[ghostsofgiants]

24. I'll be sure to let him know.

[reyd reid reed]

25. Good.

I'd hate to leave him wondering, after all.

[datasuspect]

32. i like your ass

[reyd reid reed]

34. It's a cute li'l ass, innit?

[Dangerously Amused]

36. RRR: A cheeky lass with a very fine ass.

Get it? "Cheeky"?






Oh man, I'm killin' me over here...

[reyd reid reed]

37. Well, just turn the other

cheek and carry on!




Hey, girl! Howya been?

[Dangerously Amused]

38. And how I love to carry on! You'll join me, won't you?

Of course you will. It wouldn't be the same without a fellow Naughty Girl there.





Heya, doin' fine. Lots of stuff going on in my life right now, most of it very good. How's by you?

[reyd reid reed]

41. Meh...I've been better

But it'll work out. It always does. I just got back from buying a new computer...too bad I've gotta work tonight.

So...tell me about all this good stuff...I could use some good stuff right about now, even if it's someone else's.

[pdx_prog]

39. You're not an ass.....I am...

[reyd reid reed]

42. LOL!

I love it!!!!

[pdx_prog]

43. He looks familiar doesn't he?

[Throd]

40. Have you ever tried to sneak one out,

and ended up with a mud bubble?

[Sanity Claws]

44. You could be the DU mascot

We generally calls ourselves donkeys but we know we really are asses.

[rug]

46. Should fundies be permitted to bray in school?