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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 01:19 AM
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Mommies gone wild!!!!!!
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 01:23 AM by ForrestGump
Because it needed to be done.

I'm all over this project. :D



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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:06 AM
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1. Oooog
That is gonna give me nightmares.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:13 AM
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3. Actually...
it is a little scary... :scared:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:14 AM
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4. she is sort of flat chested though
:rofl:
actually she is kind of ugly in the face.
But i won't be looking there :evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:29 AM
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7. Well, yeah
:P

I bet her face would look a lot better if some plastic surgeon hadn't got hold of it and made ear openings out of what used to be her nostrils.

But, yes, beauty is only skin deep (which makes it kind of ironic that she'd probably be more attractive if she'd just left that skin alone)...and it's also in the eye of the beholder, so dependent not only on the beholder's feelings for the beholdee but upon where, exactly, the beholder's looking. :D
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:04 AM
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18. It sure is!
I act like a pig here sometimes But I was raised by Women and I really do have great respect for them.
on a side note.
What amazes me is how some really beautiful ladies don't even think that they are beautiful ..God I can't tell you how extra Beautiful it makes them!At least to me.
I talked to one a few days ago.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:19 AM
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22. Yes
Some of the most beautiful women I have ever met (to me, and here I'm trying to talk about just outward beauty -- physical looks -- though it's pretty much impossible to always separate that from the inner beauty that infuses and informs what we see...just as inner 'ugly' can make a model-type look just awful to us no matter how flawless) have seemed insecure about their looks, to an extent. I've more than once heard that such women have a hard time getting dates (or, at least, dates with any but sleazeballs), presumably because many decent men are too intimidated by these women's appearance to come up and pop the question. And some other gorgeous women I have met -- and, again, I mean beauty in the sense that they could probably be on a Cosmo cover and both men and women would agree that they look very attractive -- are very down-to-earth and not only don't play up their looks but make fun of it all...and that is tremendously appealing.

Physicality's always the least of it, though -- it plays a part, for sure, but just a part and I'm sure that for many of us there is a lot of leeway all across the board in terms of what is physically attractive (height, weight, hair color, eye color, skin color, facial features, body modifications, cup size, and whatever other variables). In truth, all of the women I have known who were good people were beautiful -- no matter their body type, age, or anything else -- and I've met some pretty women who were ugly souls, indeed.
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Indy_Dem_Defender Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:01 AM
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17. Butterface
or pillow case face
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:09 AM
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2. Stacys mom has got it goin on
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:26 AM
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5. Heard the expression, but never heard the song or seen the video
...and still haven't, because the thing didn't play properly, but what I saw...

Yeah. I agree with the premise of the song. :D

Funny. In my job I often meet mothers and daughters when the daughters are flawlessly beautiful young women, just perfect (teens or 20s), but it's the mother that invariably just seems most beautiful to me...not just because she may be closer to my age (or even a fair bit older), either. Let's hear it for 'older' women, and I put 'older' in quote marks because they may or may not be older than you and I are now (I always had a thing for women in their 30s or older when I was a younger dude, though now I'm already older than some of what used to be my 'older women' age group and so now it's all a paradise of 30-and-plus-somethings no matter what chronoloigical age relative to my own) but they are older, in calendar years, than what the media still holds up as ideal. Then again, many of the biggest female stars, models, and today's 'sex-symbols' are women in their mid to late 30s or 40s, really. Masny are women our age or older. I like that.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:29 AM
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6. I feel you on that one
totally in to Milf's big time
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:31 AM
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8. That was you?
Really. You should ask first.


Ooo. You just reminded me. I suppose, next time I go get a medical exam (not in a hurry, though), I am probably going to have to have a prostate exam (it's at 40 they start that, right?)... :scared:
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:53 PM
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53. thanks for bringing that up. Mine's next week.
and for thefirst time, by a female doc.
not sure how i feel about that.
please, please make it quick. Let's get it over with.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:03 PM
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54. Break the tension. Bring some champagne.
--IMM
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:25 PM
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55. Quick would be good
And warm hands... :scared:

I'm always extra nervous when a female health practitioner has cause to explore my lower reaches, as it is. :blush:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:49 AM
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12. ...and all of us 30-something mommies really adore you Forrest...
You can keep talking. :hug: ;)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:51 AM
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14. And here she is...
as if to just prove my point. :loveya:

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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:11 AM
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21. Oh stop... no really...
go on. ;) :loveya:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:21 AM
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23. "Well," he says, gazing intently at the
framed portrait that rests on his nightstand, "let me count the ways..." :D
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:47 AM
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10. I love that song
Though if truth be told, Stacy had it going on more than her mom did.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:49 AM
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13. Then can we share?
You can have Stacy. :D
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:57 AM
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15. Really I can't
She is waayyyy too young for me--jailbait even.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:07 AM
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19. Depends how long ago the video was shot
:D

Then again, it didn't play right for me, so maybe the person I thought was Stacy was Stacy's mom...
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:46 AM
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9. MILF!
:rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:48 AM
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11. FILTH!
Avert your eyes! You're too young, pure, and chaste to see this kind of thing! :o

I don't want to corrupt you...
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:58 AM
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16. Um, ok.
Yes, I'm too pure and chaste. Indeed.




















:rofl:
















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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 06:08 AM
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20. Hey! Your chastity is no laughing matter!



Oooooooo...




....I said 'tity' :blush:



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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:21 AM
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24. he's very cute.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:52 AM
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25. i was thinking the same thing
:)

she on the other hand does nothing for me and, i could be wrong but i think she has had some work done.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:10 AM
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26. lol -- hmmm -- some work?
that was funny buddhamama. :hi:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:10 PM
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32. Not that much work
Considering she started out as a commodities broker named Horace...
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:14 PM
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36. Horace came second
prior to that she was a sweet kid named Pamela. It is tough being a teenager nowadays, a very confusing time.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:17 PM
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39. That's true
:rofl:

Though I'd suggest that now's just generally a confusing time.

I'm confused all the time, for one.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:22 PM
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42. That makes two of us...
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 04:24 PM by buddhamama
confused and baffled are a state of mind i live in. oh well, at least i am a "cute" Mom.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:27 PM
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56. 'Cute'
doesn't even begin to describe you. :D

:hug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:09 PM
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31. More so than she is
Even I think so. :D
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:10 PM
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33. yeah -- i thought it fairly obvious.
but i don't want to speak for others. -- much.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:50 PM
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52. I wonder if he knows what color her eyes are....
:eyes:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:28 PM
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57. Her eyes are probably
fake, too... :-)
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 07:25 PM
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73. i can be guilty of that when certain cute boys wear their
sunday go to meeting pants. :wow: :bounce: :wow:
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mtowngman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:35 AM
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27. Man, she has great
hand veins.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:52 AM
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28. i bet she has an even better
uh, personality
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mtowngman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 08:58 AM
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29. I'll go out on a limb and bet she's also
one of those real intelligent people.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:07 AM
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30. She's not the best example
but I'm glad you said it. Sometimes we mommies need to get wild!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:13 PM
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35. Nope. But she was about the only example that gave the right idea
who actually had her clothes on in my Google search. :o

I tell you, I saw things in that search that I haven't seen in...well...at least the prior 20 minutes.


And, yes, wild mommies are okay with me. I like wild mommies. :D
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:47 PM
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49. Hell yeah!! moms deserve to Party!!
:)
I don't think the plastic one pictured is actually a mom.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:11 PM
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34. I think I saw her in the grocery store on Saturday....
:yoiks: Wait... isn't that Joy from "My Name is Earl"?

:P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:16 PM
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37. Maybe!
:rofl:

I think I saw her...well...about every few minutes when I'm on the Strip here in Vegas -- she kept changing clothes and walking by again and again. Most peculiar.

And I see Paris Hilton, too, every few minutes...again, wearing similar, but slightly different, clothes each time. :shrug:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:49 PM
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50. How incredibly bizarre...
:yoiks: I'll bet you see all kinds of things. :P

She needs to get Junior back to school now..... :rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:35 PM
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61. I feel more
'things' than I see. :D

The whole downside, for me, when a 'flashing' occurs, is that I rarely get to see anything because I'm taking a picture with the overexposer and so everyone but me usually gets the benefit of the whole display, dammit. :-(

Story of my life.

On the bright side, by now I could maybe qualify as a state-certified human mammography screener...one advantage to my clients would be that there'd be no squishing the ladies on some cold surface while a misogynistic sadist (even if she's female...maybe she envies others' assets) tries to turn them into pancakes... :o


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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:37 PM
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63. She wishes she was as hot as Joy
I love that freaken Show.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:17 PM
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38. Uhm, ick.
That poor guy.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:21 PM
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41. This seems to be something of a consensus
Unfortunately, I thought it ill-advised to, in the creation of this thread, use your famous bra picture without your permission. :-)

So I had to settle...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:23 PM
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43. I think I'm too young for proper milf-dom
I mean jeez, I'm only 25.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:41 PM
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45. A true classic
is timeless.

Ageless.

:D
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:26 PM
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44. I love the look on his face
I just hope it's not his mom...

otherwise it could be like that Pearl Jam song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_LQU2-GOXY

"she walks slowly across the young man's room
she says, 'I'm ready...for you..."


as far as hot mommies go, I like this one:


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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:42 PM
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46. I sure hope not!
:o

And, yes, I like your example a lot more. Ahhhh....Angelina... :loveya:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:19 PM
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40. Am I missing something here?
Wouldn't be the first time...

:shrug:

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:44 PM
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48. I started the thread last night for a mommy
who needed to have fun, but she must have gone to bed.

I hope she is having a better day than she expected.... :-)
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:43 PM
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47. is that Charro II?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 04:50 PM
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51. The Revenge of Charro? Nope, THIS
is Charro:



:P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:28 PM
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58. She's old enough to be his mother! Mind you,
he's got good taste. :9

And so does she. :9

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:38 PM
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64. Hey, I know all about you and your fixation on women's breasts
I mean, really, you should be ashamed of yourself -- you should conduct yourself more like me, and.............um.......okay. Never mind. :D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:43 PM
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68. Then what should I be fixating on?
O8)

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:46 PM
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70. No...
you were right the first time. :-)
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:28 PM
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59. can we have the next 50 or so frames please?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:40 PM
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65. They seem to be on Google image search
:o

Along with a bit more, too.

Really, I was so disgusted, by the end of about seven hours of searching.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:42 PM
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67. and tired too i bet
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:45 PM
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69. Quite. It's as if he flew in from Baltimore, and boy are his arms tired.
:rofl:

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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:47 PM
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71. repetitive stress syndrome
i get that radiating pain from my wrists sometimes too.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:29 PM
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60. Ah.... The Mammeries.....
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:36 PM
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62. No, the full phrase is "Thanks for the Memories"
O8)

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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:40 PM
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66. mammaries like the corners of my mind

Misty water-colored mammaries
Of the way we were
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 05:55 PM
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72. Oh those misty water colored mammaries get me everytime....
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