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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:48 PM
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How many pushups can you wear?


Does it work better if you also wear those funky little invisible adhesive pushup things?

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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:49 PM
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1. One...
I don't care for the layered look.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:52 PM
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5. That makes sense
Too much of a good thing. :-)
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:53 PM
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6. :P
Excellent copycat, btw :D :thumbsup:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:00 PM
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10. Thank you!
:headbang:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:50 PM
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2. I'm only wearing one.
I hate those adhesive things.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:55 PM
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7. Probably not the most roamntic thing, either, to
have them torn off by your partner (though I guess it'd be worse for any hairy-chested males who wear pushup strips).

I have enough trouble with undoing the regular kind...actually, I could probably use a mannikin and an assortment of bras for practice purposes, but I'd feel a little odd walking out of the store with all that in hand.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:01 PM
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12. I have a female mannequin in my bedroom, but it was an art project.
I don't need practice with the hooks anyway.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:14 PM
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14. But, still, those darned hooks
What's wrong with Velcro? :shrug:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:17 PM
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16. I don't think velcro would really keep things secure.
Anyway, I could do the hooks blindfolded with one hand, but I've been practicing on myself for years.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:21 PM
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18. Keeping things secure wasn't my prime concern
:D

Yeah, I just need practice. Or maybe it'll be just like riding a bike.

Or maybe I'll be really cool and use my dagger to slice the restraints open at the front, freeing her heaving bosom and all that romance-novel stuff (I'd be looking like Fabio, throughout, of course). I just hope it's not one of those really expensive bras...though I do have a sewing machine, and could probably fix it for her. Girlyman power!!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:50 PM
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3. Well, are we counting the total bra or each cup?
I can't imagine what good the cup things do. Then again I can run around with no bra if I want, so I don't need 'em.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:57 PM
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8. Funny you should post here, 'cos
I was kinda hoping for pictures... :D


:hide:

Hmmm...good question, though. Total bra, I guess...the relevant anatomical parts usually travel in pairs, I suppose.

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 11:13 PM
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21. I have bra pics
but I'm not about to post them, so the mods can breathe easy. O8)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 11:38 PM
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23. You needn't, anyway
Because your place is ensured among the Legends of DU, Pectoral Division, for all time as a result of that one single image, an image as important in its own way as that famous photograph of the marines on Iwo Jima raising the flag... :patriot: Actually, it should be a bra on that smiley's flagpole...
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:52 PM
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4. I think the better question would be:
how many can you wear? and post a pic, please :evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:58 PM
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9. Exactly. A woman after my own heart...
:D

...especially if the answer to the first question is "zero"
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:00 PM
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11. heehee
i could wear them but i choose not to. i've tried them on- silly.

like the rest of me, that part of my anatomy is, well, small.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:16 PM
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15. Good things come in small packages
:hug:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 11:16 PM
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22. true
chocolate for example. Yum! :hug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 11:40 PM
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24. Though chocolate's good in ANY
configuration, right? :hug:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:01 PM
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13. she has nice eyes
bad gopsux!!!! bad gopsux!!! :rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 10:18 PM
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17. I'm gratified to see that you're one of those men who looks a woman in her
eyes and doesn't just stare at her....




...wait a minute...

I just looked at that picture again.

Bad GOPsUx! Bad GOPsUx! :spank:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 11:07 PM
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19. What??
Maybe i saw through her supple yet gravity defying breast and saw the person beneath.
And maybe her Nipp__ :rofl:
I am Bad aint I ?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 11:41 PM
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25. Yes, you're bad
But, like, some chicks realy dig that, man. :D
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 11:12 PM
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20. 5
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 11:42 PM
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26. I won't ask where you put them all
:o

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