How many pushups can you wear?

[ForrestGump]

Does it work better if you also wear those funky little invisible adhesive pushup things?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. One...

I don't care for the layered look.

[ForrestGump]

5. That makes sense

Too much of a good thing.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

6. :P

Excellent copycat, btw

[ForrestGump]

10. Thank you!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I'm only wearing one.

I hate those adhesive things.

[ForrestGump]

7. Probably not the most roamntic thing, either, to

have them torn off by your partner (though I guess it'd be worse for any hairy-chested males who wear pushup strips).

I have enough trouble with undoing the regular kind...actually, I could probably use a mannikin and an assortment of bras for practice purposes, but I'd feel a little odd walking out of the store with all that in hand.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. I have a female mannequin in my bedroom, but it was an art project.

I don't need practice with the hooks anyway.

[ForrestGump]

14. But, still, those darned hooks

What's wrong with Velcro?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I don't think velcro would really keep things secure.

Anyway, I could do the hooks blindfolded with one hand, but I've been practicing on myself for years.

[ForrestGump]

18. Keeping things secure wasn't my prime concern

Yeah, I just need practice. Or maybe it'll be just like riding a bike.

Or maybe I'll be really cool and use my dagger to slice the restraints open at the front, freeing her heaving bosom and all that romance-novel stuff (I'd be looking like Fabio, throughout, of course). I just hope it's not one of those really expensive bras...though I do have a sewing machine, and could probably fix it for her. Girlyman power!!

[LeftyMom]

3. Well, are we counting the total bra or each cup?

I can't imagine what good the cup things do. Then again I can run around with no bra if I want, so I don't need 'em.

[ForrestGump]

8. Funny you should post here, 'cos

I was kinda hoping for pictures...




Hmmm...good question, though. Total bra, I guess...the relevant anatomical parts usually travel in pairs, I suppose.

[LeftyMom]

21. I have bra pics

but I'm not about to post them, so the mods can breathe easy.

[ForrestGump]

23. You needn't, anyway

Because your place is ensured among the Legends of DU, Pectoral Division, for all time as a result of that one single image, an image as important in its own way as that famous photograph of the marines on Iwo Jima raising the flag... Actually, it should be a bra on that smiley's flagpole...

[wildhorses]

4. I think the better question would be:

how many can you wear? and post a pic, please

[ForrestGump]

9. Exactly. A woman after my own heart...

...especially if the answer to the first question is "zero"

[buddhamama]

11. heehee

i could wear them but i choose not to. i've tried them on- silly.

like the rest of me, that part of my anatomy is, well, small.

[ForrestGump]

15. Good things come in small packages

[buddhamama]

22. true

chocolate for example. Yum!

[ForrestGump]

24. Though chocolate's good in ANY

configuration, right?

[Guava Jelly]

13. she has nice eyes

bad gopsux!!!! bad gopsux!!!

[ForrestGump]

17. I'm gratified to see that you're one of those men who looks a woman in her

eyes and doesn't just stare at her....




...wait a minute...

I just looked at that picture again.

Bad GOPsUx! Bad GOPsUx!

[Guava Jelly]

19. What??

Maybe i saw through her supple yet gravity defying breast and saw the person beneath.
And maybe her Nipp__
I am Bad aint I ?

[ForrestGump]

25. Yes, you're bad

But, like, some chicks realy dig that, man.

[johnnie]

20. 5

[ForrestGump]

26. I won't ask where you put them all