OMG! Tom Cruise is fucking amazing!! Why did I never see him before?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I just watched Top Gun - just finished - and OMG!!! OMFG!!!!! That is like the best THE BEST, ever, EVER!!!! movie I've ever seen!! I'm breathless - I've never been so emotional, so twisted up inside from such plausible and genuine emotional writing! It was like a 2 boxes of Kleenex movie, esp. when Goose died!! OMFG!!! It was like it was a documentary, it was so perfectly real, and just like all the people I know. How wonderful! How sad!! How exciting!!! And such a FANTASTIC story!! I mean, my God, that's some serious writing - that was like David Brown or Jackie Collins or Michael Crichton level writing, it was sooooo fucking good!

Why didn't any of you tell me about this movie and this actor?!?! He's like a God!! are all his movies this amazing?

I've got Last Samurai ready to go, and I bet that's gonna be a truthfully historical movie about a man trying to come to terms iwth his emotions who breaks out of his hsell and shows that he's a man AND can cry AND kick ass! I bet it's just as good as Top Gun, but probably with even better costumes, because I know the Japanese had the best costumes back then, ebcause they didn't wear clothes then, just those outfits/costumes. I bet this'll be just like a documentary, too, except you know from the past from before movies u know LOL!?!?!?

OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!!


I CAN'T WAIT!!!

[ForrestGump]

1. Just you wait

I don't think you're ready for Van Damme yet but, boy, when you are....

[buddhamama]

3. phewy on your Van Damme, Steven Segal is where it's at

[ForrestGump]

6. I'll see your Segal

and raise you a Dolph Lundgren...

[ForrestGump]

7. I'll see your Segal

and raise you a Dolph Lundgren...

[buddhamama]

10. There goes lunch

I could stomach him once (maybe!) but definitely not twice.

[ForrestGump]

12. I'm sorry. The picture excited me so that I lost all control and suffered

premature communication...

And I take it that by "there goes lunch" you're not saying he looks good enough to eat.

I'll do anything* to make it up to you...

Here, as a downpayment on my karmic debt:



Praying you're not Viggo-averse...








* = subject to availability and whether I want to or not; taxes, licenses, and applicable jurisdictional fees additional. Viggo is not yet proven as or endorsed by the FDA or AMA as a cure to any ailment. If Dolph-induced emitic action remains over four hours, consult your doctor...

[buddhamama]

14. karmic debt repaid

in full.

Viggo...YES YES YES

i could ogle him for the rest of my days,
of course, there are other activities i'd be happy to do to/with him too.

you make me laugh Forrest, and your smart. thanks.

[ForrestGump]

15. You're welcome, Ms mama

I could say exactly the same back to you. In fact, I will. No, not the bit about wanting to ogle (et cetera Mr Mortensen, but the bit that goes along the lines of you making me laugh and being smart.

[MoseyWalker]

16. sorry to interrupt, but

who is neanderthal man?

[buddhamama]

17. cousin to this guy

[ForrestGump]

19. Cool! It's the long-lost tambourine player from KISS!

[buddhamama]

20. well, i guess my fate is sealed

the lynch mob will be after me soon for resurrecting him.

[ForrestGump]

24. It was bad enough when he was

urrected the first time...

[MoseyWalker]

2. Uh, you do know that speed kills, right? and

Tom himself would be telling you this if I wasn't. He's too busy becoming a "clear" and bitching about other people's choices right now to answer, but I'm sure he would if he could.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. MAybe you should put the crack pipe down.

I'm sensing something...off with you...
Duckie

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. BWHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!





Is he like the Thomas Kinkade of acting?

[wildhorses]

8. that's what I like about you Rabrrrrrrrrrr...

you are so FULL of shit!!! I bet your eyes are brown, aren't they?

[Critters2]

9. Umm, everything alright at home? nt

[billyskank]

11. Wait 'till you see Days Of Thunder

[Orangepeel]

18. No, Far and Away. THAT'S the best

Not only is Cruise great, but it ranks up there with the Stepford Wives as one of Kidman's best films.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. You should be more careful with blotter acid.

It does really weird shit to your head. You might end up joining a Britney Spears fan club or something. (Actually, I sort of enjoyed Top Gun, but that's only because I like airplanes.)

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. I'm supposed to take just one sheet, right?

And why do they have all those perforated little pieces? Yeah, it helped to be able to break off bitesize pieces, but still, it would have been easier to just rip it up and eat larger pieces.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. The volleyball scene really pulled it all together in my opinion.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. It was totally beyond what Orson Welles could have done.

You're right - that was the most important scene in the film; perhaps the most important scene in all of filmdom.

I've decided to do my doctoral dissertation on that scene.