Admit something gross you've done.

[_testify_]

I'll go first.

On a $5 dare, I drank an opened snapple I found at a bus stop.

[graywarrior]

1. I've lived too long to respond to this.

[Floogeldy]

2. I would tell you but . . .

. . . my post would get deleted.

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[LeftyMom]

3. I had a kid

That's just ten (well nine for you normal people, apparently I gestate on elephant time) months of your body doing ever nastier things, then you get to wipe up puke and shit for years afterward.

[_testify_]

8. Buy 9 months get one free?

[swag]

4. Used margarine as lube.

Decades back, mind you.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. That's impressively gross.

[swag]

9. I was a dumbfuck in 1982.

Before being a dumbfuck was cool.

[querelle]

13. I've Done That!

My bedroom....sometime in the summer of 1980.......

me: shit. the tube of KY is empty.
b/f: what else can we use?
me: i dunno.......crisco?
b/f: ewwwww. no way!
me: well what then?
b/f: butter?
me: don't have any. but there's some margarine in the fridge.
b/f: okay. that's good and it's lower in fat too.
me: right. be right back...........

Q

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

5. I haven't done much in the way of gross things. Now STUPID shit, thats

different. I've done plenty of that. I still have that scar on my thigh too. . .

[evlbstrd]

6. I call it a tie

between graywarrior and Lefty Mom.

[flvegan]

10. I slogged through a lagoon of chicken shit at an egg production farm.

Shin deep in the most vile, nasty, smelly shitslick of a substance known to man. Like, when you pull your foot out to take a step, you heard that "shluck!" sound, and with every step hoped those boots were laced tight enough to not come off. I also reached two hands, forearm deep, time and again, into the nasty sludge to free a few birds left to drown in their own waste. When you get it on your face, it seems like it's actually IN your mouth.

That same evening, I helped another dig a still living bird out of a pile of dead birds in the bucket of a bulldozer. That was pretty nasty, too.

Best night of my life, though.

[Name removed]

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[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I used chewing tobacco. In public.