If you were Ashcroft's urologist ...

[Iverson]

... would you mess with his head for the sake of poetic justice, or would you perform your medical duties without regard to the patient's identity?

[JVS]

1. I would be honor bound to perform medical duties.

[Sir_Shrek]

2. I would not risk my career over him

....

[salinen]

3. If I were his urologist

I wouldn't mess with him, but if I were his proctologist, that's a different story.

[damnraddem]

9. The old sandpaper-on-the-index finger ploy, eh?

'OK, John, just bend over and relax.'

[voice of reason]

4. errrrrrrrrr

I'd have trouble being i the same room with him

[mr_hat]

5. Hmmm... Can you rupture a prostate by poking it too hard?

[tom_paine]

6. I'd test for cocaine and prescription drugs

You know how the 'Puggies, especially those that try to appear so uber-moral, like their prescription drugs.

Rush is neither the first nor the last of THAT kind of Totalitarian...

[geniph]

7. Gotta stick with the Hippocratic Oath

let them do the Hypocritical Oaths...

[damnraddem]

8. Likely actions:

1) kill myself.
2) give him a higher singing voice.
3) make a vas differens in his life.
4) change careers.
5) move to get a different patient pool.
6) spend thousands of dollars for a drape to keep over him while I examined him.

[Iverson]

10. woo hoo! keep that stream (of consciousness) coming!

I am flush with excitement at the replies that have issued forth with such abandon.