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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 07:43 PM
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The Requesting of a Raise...
To Whom It May Concern:


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

The Penis


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Dear Penis:

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work eight hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative.

You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are often unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned tasks.

And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying a suspicious looking bag.

Most Sincerely,

The Management
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 07:44 PM
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1. IBTL!
:evilgrin:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 07:44 PM
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2. ROFL!
:spray:

Oh yeah and most likely, IBTL!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 07:45 PM
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3. At least that dick has a job! Mine's going nowhere!
IBTL! :rofl:

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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 08:55 PM
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4. IBTL
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 08:56 PM
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5. Heya! How's Grace doing?
I just love that pic, she's so green and perky! :)

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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 08:56 PM
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6. LOL!
:rofl:

IBTL
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lavenderdiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 09:45 PM
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7. Locking
Please do not post sex threads. Thank you.

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