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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 02:58 PM
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The neighbor kid saw me buck naked.
:banghead:

NoelMN had the neighbor boy over to play, and since our bathroom door doesn't lock, and he apparently doesn't like to knock, he swung the door wide open while I was sprawled out in the tub. There weren't even any bubbles to hide anything. Ugh. I can see how this weekend's going to go, already...
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 02:58 PM
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1. lucky kid
and i'm sorry :)
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:05 PM
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2. you should consider removing this post
if there's any way to link this to your real information, this happened to a man in my area and he was arrested for child molestation

in this man's case, it was even more awful than in your case, since this man had NOT invited the child over and didn't know he had broken into his home

one minute he's innocently taking a shower thru glass doors, the next he's in jail and splashed across the front page of the local fish wrapper as a pervert

you should never acknowledge that any minor has seen you naked, at least make them prove it before they fuck up your life!
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:18 PM
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5. That's scary!
:scared: :scared: :scared:
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 04:40 PM
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15. it was a doctor in covington, louisiana a few years back
it was scary all right, i mean the guy was arrested and his name dragged thru the mud

no one denied the kid had broken into the man's house, it was disgraceful

keep your doors locked, people, all i'm saying

this country is in the grip of some serious hysteria

i never heard of it coming to trial so i presume he got a good lawyer and sued the crap out of local law enforcement and the local fish wrap but still...what an ordeal
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 07:19 PM
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26. I don't remember hearing of that....
And I live in Baton Rouge...

Any links to that story? That is some seriously screwed up justice!
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:23 PM
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7. Lying is the best way to stay out of trouble!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 05:24 PM
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20. Holy Mary, Mother of God! That's REAL fucked up, right there.
Redstone
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:08 PM
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3. Noooo
:rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:17 PM
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4. Believe me, he has told the story countless times




...and is the envy of every gape-jawed little boy in your and several adjoining neighborhoods right now.


Hate to say it, but... you'll get over it. He never will, though. Hee hee!



:hi:



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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:18 PM
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6. I agree with DA
on this one
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 04:19 PM
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13. Yep
I still remember, exactly, the mother of one of my cohort walking into the room I was in completely naked, after a shower, when I was a kid. She didn't know I was there, I guess (well, duh), so it took her a a second or two to react and leave the room. I can still see her...and I will never, ever forget. Even if I wanted to forget, I couldn't. :D

Then again, it's not like I've forgotten any other glimpses I might have had since, over the years. It's a man thing, you know...something to do with hunting mammoths... :P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:24 PM
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8. This thread is useless without pictures...
:evilgrin:

RL
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:27 PM
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9. Damn! Somebody needs to teach that kid what closed doors
are all about. :eyes: Sorry about that....
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 03:33 PM
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10. define "sprawled" in a little more detail, would ya?
You have fueled a lifetime of libidinous longings. You do realize that, don't you?

And the neighbor kid will probably remember it too.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 04:15 PM
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11. Did he have a camera?
Just wondering... :blush:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 04:16 PM
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12. How old is he?
And how embarrassing!

My partner's friend walked in on me once after I'd gotten out of the shower. She was really cute, too - unfortunately, she just turned around and walked back out.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 04:21 PM
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14. Oh my! That was a nasty surprise for you! Will you recover from the trauma?
Or has that rude child forever spoiled your love of a soak in the tub?
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greguganus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 04:52 PM
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16. Sprawled? What were you doing in the tub? n/t
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 04:59 PM
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17. All that for only a buck?
What can he get for $3.50? :7

I keeed, I keeed.

I'm sorry for your embarrassing moment in what should have been a stress-reducing private activity.

:hi:
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 05:02 PM
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18. They neighbor boy used to see me naked all time time
Then they got the damn restraining order...
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 05:23 PM
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19. Why him? Why not me?
Redstone
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 05:25 PM
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21. The Lounge should be next. Or, at least me.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 05:44 PM
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23. I asked first.
Redstone
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 05:27 PM
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22. That stuff NEVER, EVER happened to me when I was a kid...
....UUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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hijinx87 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 07:13 PM
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24. this thread cries out for pictures. n/t
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 07:16 PM
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25. Can we see what he had?
Edited on Sat Aug-12-06 07:16 PM by HypnoToad
:wow:

Okay, forgive me my crass moment. All I can say is, I hope somebody teaches the neighbor boy how to knock - yipes.

Sorry that had to happen to you. :hug: (don't worry, my arms are in innocent places...)

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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 07:31 PM
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27. Lucky. . . .
I wish I had beautiful neighbors who didn't lock there bathroom door :P
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