If you could be any DUer, for a day, who would you be?

[LaraMN]

And what would you do?

I think I might just HAVE to be Rabrrrrr, so I could post under his name, and sully his cantankerous reputation with references to "Rachel Ray's joyful heart," and how "I really don't care about issues of etiquette, I just want to love the world, one chronic post-nasal drip, bedwetting, habitually whining for cheap Chinese crap toys, insufficient ass-wiping, skidmark leaving, spoiled, self-entitlement complex-possessing-elementary school degenerate child, at a time."

How about you?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Rabrrr? Rabrrr? I know a DUer named Rabrrrrrr, but not Rabrrr...

Hmmm... and he really messed us up on name change time when he switched those "r's" around.

For a day? Skinner... Mwahhahahahaahahaha.


How are things Lara? I've been thinking of you still.

[LaraMN]

5. Oh sheeeeesh!

I'll fix it.

I'm doing okay, thanks! Having a drink or several, tonight. Did you see that I posted that my husband had found a new job? Things are looking up! How are you doing?

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. It only took me a year to spell his name right...

Yaaay! I'm so glad for you. I missed the post!

I am high on Vicodin ES right now due to having Tetanus, so hey! Things are good!

[LaraMN]

10. Tetanus!

Oh no!
Vicodin's probably a bit of fun, but still...

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Call me stunned.

I punctured my foot about a month ago. And it looked like it was going well.

Then a couple weeks later, I had a filling or two. My jaw was sore but I thought it was from the novacaine. On Friday I woke up and couldn't open my mouth. My dentist was out of town, but she sent me to the endodontist yesterday who looked and said,"here take this and this and go see your doctor tomorrow..." Crazy stuff. I had a tetanus booster about 6 years ago and they are supposed to be good for 10 years.

The worst part was the digging out of the arch of my foot today... but I won't go into that.

[LaraMN]

24. Oh yikes....

I'm overdue for my booster, too. I have to have it before I go back to school. After reading that, I'm a little more motivated to go get it.

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. It doesn't hurt as badly as I remembered from the last booster.

Remember how they used to make your arm really sore. Maybe I'm forgetting about a delay, but so far, so good.

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Series? They make adults get shots to go to school?!?

Wow. Is that something recent? I never had to get shots or show proof of them or whatever for as long back as I can remember, and I've been to a couple of schools since HS (some teaching, some as a student).


That's unreal.

[LaraMN]

33. I have to have all my immunizations up to date, yeah.

Now I have to make a special trip to the clinic for a stupid shot, and I don't have incurance until next month.

[Dangerously Amused]

38. Wow. That's crazy.

I would definitely go for "conscientious objector" status. First of all I don't trust the shots. I've done some reading on immunizations and they do not all do what they claim to do. Besides that I'm deathly afraid of needles.

I wonder if a doctor's note could get me out of them.

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Fix it my ass. It's still wrong.

It's Rabrrrrrr, not Rabrrrrr.



And I am honored that you would want to live in my personage for a chronos of 24 earth hours; I am, however, dismayed that you should wish do so in an attempt to sully my name by berating the non-beratable, and elevating the inconsequential. Clearly, a breech of etiquette far beyond the breach of the morbidly obese woman who breathed her heinous chthonic breath upon an 8-year-old Rabrrrrrr at a community Saturday night dance during the circle dance.

[LaraMN]

36. Your personage, heck, your brain alone would be sufficient!

I think I COULD only handle about 24 hours, though.

[RevCheesehead]

2. California Peggy.

I need to be more fucking nice.

[LaraMN]

8. You could start addressing us all as "My Sweet".

But people might call you a poser. She occurred to me, too, though. She seems like such a content soul.

[RevCheesehead]

20. She's a peach.

I am, perhaps, more like an apricot.

(what the hell happened to get that thread locked?? )

[LaraMN]

25. It got locked!?

I better go check this out....

[RevCheesehead]

29. I wish we had a special feature on DU

where donors could look at deleted posts, to see what they missed.

[LaraMN]

30. Wha????

I'm at a loss.
It was no doubt the work of a wily saboteur. Who's got it in for me?! WHO?!

[Dangerously Amused]

35. It was matcom's "find the apricot" post, and two of mine.

But I just want to say for the record that none of MY posts contained human nudity. Just food. Just regular, ordinary, every-day, common food.



Okay, just... you know... ordinary, every-day, suggestive, sensual, erotic food.








Oops.

[RevCheesehead]

48. I should have known.

I thought it was either you or Buffy.

[Dangerously Amused]

50. The Usual Suspects.

[LaraMN]

51. Yeah. Way to set an example for us younger-than-you influencees.

If I'm a sicko, it your fault.

[Dangerously Amused]

52. Fault? I don't think "fault" is the best choice of words here.

I'm thinking maybe "success." Or "triumph."


Triumph is good. Let's go with triumph.

[Dinger]

110. Oh, Hell Yeah!

I've always thought that would be cool.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

46. You are plenty nice, my dear Rev.......

I think you might be surprised at my life.......

Or maybe not.......who knows?

[GirlinContempt]

3. I'm a giant suck up

I'd want to be you for a day.

You're gorgeous, smart, hilarious, and tons of fun. I'd just wanna do whatever it is you do that makes you so fab

[LaraMN]

13. Awww! You so swee-it!

We could trade places! You could have the MNKids. They make anybody a little loopy!

[GirlinContempt]

14. Sounds good to me!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Whichever one has the most cats.

[qnr]

6. Any of the formerly popular Tombstoned ones, just to confuse people n/t

[asthmaticeog]

9. There are two.

1) Swag. I'd love to spend a day - just a day - knowing what he knows.

2) dolo amber. She gets to fuck Hedges, the lucky bitch.

[GirlinContempt]

15. Good one

re:swag

[asthmaticeog]

19. You try to cover up, but we all know what you really mean.

[GirlinContempt]

21. Whatever do you mean?

?

[asthmaticeog]

23. I mean you want to fuck Hedges.

You couldn't BE more transparent, with the fawning and the deference and the "Oh Hedges, can I freshen your drink?" and the "Oh Hedges, can I play tambourine in your band?" and the "Oh Hedges, are the nasty people flaming you?"

I mean DAMN, girl!

[GirlinContempt]

26. Why won't anyone tell me what is going on?

Please? Anyone?

[LaraMN]

16. Bwahaha!

Just

[asthmaticeog]

37. Yeah, but it would be just my luck

that the *one* day I got to be dolo, Hedges would be menstruating.

[LaraMN]

41. Hah! You just have to do what my husband does.

I always have to ask him when I'm supposed to have my period, because he's the only one who keeps track.

[asthmaticeog]

42. Oh wow.

Totally seriously - I was like that with my girlfriend three years ago. I wonder what she does about her time now that we've broken up?

On edit: Feh, typical male solipsism...

[LaraMN]

45. Well, I suppose he has an investment in knowing my "availability."

[GirlinContempt]

49. ...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

63. Cuban Liberal

[mitchum]

93. LOL!!!

nice one

[name not needed]

54. You'd probably swim in the Red River anyway.

[arwalden]

105. Snort.

[JackBeck]

11. I'd be matcom.

He cracks me up.

I love his sig with the running smiley face.

[jobycom]

12. Tommy Lee

I'm pretty sure he's a DUer... Might even be Rabrrrrrrrr-rrr.

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. You mean that dick from Motley Crue?

I am certainly not him.

[jobycom]

58. No, I wasn't calling you a dick!

That's funny, though.

I really have no interest in being Tommy Lee, and though MC was average, anyway. It was just the first ludicrous name to pop into my head. If I'd thought more about it, I would have said Vince Neil, because he was married to Heidi Mark, and I had an unhealthy obsession with her about fifteen years ago.

[flvegan]

17. I'd have to go with Skinner. I'll bet there's Crystal reports

running hot and cold at his place...

[ThomCat]

28. And with all the personal stuff we all post

I'm sure he's got files on all of us. Think of the pranks and blackmail opportunities if you could take a peek into those files.

[hfojvt]

61. plus in one day

you could give all your enemies a granite cookie.

[Nicole]

22. Blue_In_AK

I was just looking at her Alaska pics. I'm ready to trade places for a day.

[bicentennial_baby]

31. Me

I'm just so contented with being me, lately...plus, I live with and love my two favorite DUers...Sniffa and the Mrs...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Swag. I think it'd be interesting to see what's going on in his head

and I'd probably do stuff like go to the Roller Derby after I watched some Shriners drive around in little cars.

[bicentennial_baby]

40. psssst

go look at my pics in your thread!! i'm in need of attention!!

and if you ever want any more, er, pics....lemme know

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. I gave your photos some attention.

[GalleryGod]

43. Easy ! I'd be the ever so Uber-Classy "Ramsey"

Libby is so successful and wealthy ( she "could buy & burn" most of the 80K members on DU) but one never gets that atty-tood from her. She's been my #1 Duer since I first met her at the First Philly Meet-up at Dave and Buster <a href="http://photobucket.com " target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>in March,2002. She just radiates class and dignity.

My place in the city.

"Doc: aka GG

[CaliforniaPeggy]

47. Hmmm.........who would I be, for a day?

I think I would like to be male.......

Perhaps Khashka, or WCGreen.......

Now there's a couple of very intelligent guys........

I'm not sure I have the stamina though........

But I know I would enjoy seeing the world from a male perspective....

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. The Cheesy Rev

I think it'd be cool as hell to be a minister who says "fuck" and bounces her boobies.

[MrScorpio]

55. Any DUer in Europe

Because I'd be back in Europe!

[Joe Fields]

56. That's easy...The Magistrate, for obvious reasons!

[dpbrown]

59. EarlG, so I could write the Top 10 Conservative Idiots

And confuse the hell out of everyone.

[Debi]

60. Hedges

Just so I could hang out with dolo for a day - she's sooooo cool and HAS to be close to sainthood to put up with that!!!

[martymar64]

62. Magistrate

I don't always agree with him, but he is always polite, even during highly charged debates. I respect that.

[ForrestGump]

64. I'd take my clothes off and just stand in front of a mirror all day, but

I ain't a-gonna tell you who she is.

[SOteric]

65. We're pretty sure you do that already, Forrest.

[ForrestGump]

67. Darn

Busted.



So what is it? How do you do this?

Camera in my TV?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

109. How is that different than every other day for you?

[SOteric]

66. What, - and give up the unmitigated rapture that is my existence?

...I'll make a list.

[ForrestGump]

68. I know that _I_ am on that list!

Oh, wait a minute...that's Santa's list.

The naughty one...

[SOteric]

70. Dude,

check your ballast. I think you're listing.

[Rabrrrrrr]

78. Listing? Pfft. If he lists any more, he'll be upright.

[datasuspect]

69. i'd be swag

i like his sensibility.

[Fox Mulder]

71. Fox Mulder

I just wanted to see my name...that is all.

[Call Me Wesley]

72. Any DUer who has that nifty

next to his name.

Heh heh, made you look!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/donate/

[RetroLounge]

73. Easy, I'd be Sniffa

You can figure out why...



RL

[bicentennial_baby]

76. ....

[RetroLounge]

81. You know it baby...

I'd be there for you...



RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

79. I didn't even think of that one...

That's a smart choice.

[RetroLounge]

82. Well, you were my second choice...

I'd be a good lesbian, and as a bonus I could date my wife...



RL

[terrya]

74. arwalden

He's such a scintillating, deligh6ful person. I'd love to be him for a day.

[GirlinContempt]

77. Good one!

He's on my list

[xchrom]

75. cannikin, swimboy or sui generis.

or their significant others.

[Guava Jelly]

80. Easy i have 2

Billyskank the day he got to meet U4ic
and
Retrolounge saturday when he got to meet miss_american_pie

Is my jealosy showing??

[RetroLounge]

84. yes

RL

[Guava Jelly]

85. I know ...jealosy is ugly aint it!

Heck Any friend of miss_american_pie
has got to be a top notch person!
But still I hate you!! (I am totally kidding)

[RetroLounge]

87. Top Notch...

Nope, i am truly evil incarnate...

RL

[Guava Jelly]

90. I have finally found my Nemesis

and his name is Retrolounge...I curse you sir!!
(of course I'm still kidden)

[RetroLounge]

92. I slur my drunken invective in your direction, sir

can I buy you a pint?



RL

[Guava Jelly]

94. Only if i can buy you a pint also

We will get pissed and speak of tales of pie

[RetroLounge]

104. Deal...

RL

[Deja Q]

83. Anyone of a cheerful disposition!

[ChoralScholar]

86. Probably

Lionesspriyanka - so I could look at myself in the mirror in various stages of undress.

Oops... did I say that out loud?

[lizziegrace]

88. Mrs. Grumpy

I'd get to spend the day with wannabe and Jessie!

[ScreamingMeemie]

91. Awwww... You just made me and WannaBe say "AWww" right

together. You are the sweetest! Jessie sends puppy kisses.

We are mighty fond of you as well!

[grannylib]

89. I'd be YOU, 'cos then I'd get to be in Duluth!

[billyskank]

95. I'd be Call Me Wesley

That way, I'd be married to Heidi.

[Guava Jelly]

96. thats a good one shes a sweet heart

[Heidi]

99. .

[billyskank]

100. Yeah, she's special

[Heidi]

101. With nuts and raisins!

[billyskank]

102. She's a great alternative to muesli

[Heidi]

103. !!!!!!

I couldn't ask for higher praise than that.

[Heidi]

97. You'd also be snoring

while I flirted with billyskank.

[billyskank]

98. !!!

[Major Hogwash]

107. Hahahahaha!

That poor ol' Call Me Wesley, he's got it tough, huh?

[Heidi]

108. Just ask him.

He'll agree with you. Why, hell's bells, he sometimes has to wait 30 seconds or more for his morning coffee.

[Fleshdancer]

106. Skittles

I've never kicked someone's ass before. Sounds like it might be fun.