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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:06 PM
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Can I now get arrested for bringing my milk-filled breasts on a plane?
What if I take them out, to nurse? Okay, so I'm not breastfeeding anymore, but for the sake of being prepared for any eventuality...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:07 PM
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1. TSA says you can bring formula
I guess that that applies o baby milk in any form
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:09 PM
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2. I'm not sure I feel safe, knowing that.
Who KNOWS what could be coursing through the milk ducts of some terrist' woman.
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Scout1071 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:10 PM
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3. This needs clarification, but you will be allowed.
At least according to one of the talking heads tonight.

I did hear of a lady suing TSA and (I believe) the airline for making her take a drink of her own breast milk. She pleaded with them telling them it was breast milk and they demanded that she take a drink.
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judaspriestess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:11 PM
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4. as long as you don't squirt the TSA people
you should be ok :)
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:12 PM
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5. As long as you put them in clear plastic bags you should be okay...
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:13 PM
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7. What about wearing a water bra?
These are pressing concerns, damn it!
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:25 PM
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14. Nope...only a clear plastic bag.
It's in the rules. They said.
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:12 PM
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6. No. I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those.
:evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:13 PM
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8. Have at it.
I've never had much luck detatching them, myself.
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:21 PM
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13. ....must ....resist...urge ....to make comment....
...that will get...this thread...locked! :)

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:15 PM
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9. You can sit next to me!
I'll protect you from the nasty security people.
I got your back errr front :rofl:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:18 PM
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10. Can I get busted for bringing a liquid-filled body onto a plane???
After all, I would be dead and dried up was there not liquid in my body. As in bodily fluids, blood and all that other junk.

And I am going to fly four weeks from tomorrow!!! Will I be required to throw myself into the trash???

:tinfoilhat:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:19 PM
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11. Maybe you will be dehydrated like astronaut food,
and rehydrated, upon arrival. I wonder if there will be a long line for the bathroom, following rehydration? So many things to consider...
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:21 PM
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12. It's a less than one-hour flight....
I shouldn't require too much rehydration. Do you suppose that I can request Guinness as the rehydration means?

mmmm :beer:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:14 PM
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15. As long as you don't slap the pilot with them.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:43 PM
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20. What about a colostomy bag?
???
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:08 PM
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23. Definitely a WMD.
Not all colostomites are terrorists, however.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:31 PM
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16. Terra Terra Terra!!
Our bodies are mostly water. No one should be allowed to fly unless deathly dehydrated! For their own protection!
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:37 PM
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17. I still say it is a plot.....
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:41 PM
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18. Oh, hell no you can't get arrested for that.
In fact, you can't even get arrested for posting a pic of your milk-filled breasts right here on DU. *hint hint*

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:42 PM
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19. My thread about APRICOTS got locked.
You wanna instigate the death of this one, too?!

SHAMES ON YOU!
MANY OF SHAMES!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:47 PM
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22. I ain't scared of no censors... check out THESE knockers!!


also, this...

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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:43 PM
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21. It's okay, so long as you submit them to a pat down & X-ray screen.
Think of it as a free mammogram & lump exam!
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