Can I now get arrested for bringing my milk-filled breasts on a plane?

[LaraMN]

What if I take them out, to nurse? Okay, so I'm not breastfeeding anymore, but for the sake of being prepared for any eventuality...

[MrScorpio]

1. TSA says you can bring formula

I guess that that applies o baby milk in any form

[LaraMN]

2. I'm not sure I feel safe, knowing that.

Who KNOWS what could be coursing through the milk ducts of some terrist' woman.

[Scout1071]

3. This needs clarification, but you will be allowed.

At least according to one of the talking heads tonight.

I did hear of a lady suing TSA and (I believe) the airline for making her take a drink of her own breast milk. She pleaded with them telling them it was breast milk and they demanded that she take a drink.

[judaspriestess]

4. as long as you don't squirt the TSA people

you should be ok

[reyd reid reed]

5. As long as you put them in clear plastic bags you should be okay...

[LaraMN]

7. What about wearing a water bra?

These are pressing concerns, damn it!

[reyd reid reed]

14. Nope...only a clear plastic bag.

It's in the rules. They said.

[deucemagnet]

6. No. I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those.

[LaraMN]

8. Have at it.

I've never had much luck detatching them, myself.

[deucemagnet]

13. ....must ....resist...urge ....to make comment....

...that will get...this thread...locked!

[Guava Jelly]

9. You can sit next to me!

I'll protect you from the nasty security people.
I got your back errr front

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Can I get busted for bringing a liquid-filled body onto a plane???

After all, I would be dead and dried up was there not liquid in my body. As in bodily fluids, blood and all that other junk.

And I am going to fly four weeks from tomorrow!!! Will I be required to throw myself into the trash???

[LaraMN]

11. Maybe you will be dehydrated like astronaut food,

and rehydrated, upon arrival. I wonder if there will be a long line for the bathroom, following rehydration? So many things to consider...

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. It's a less than one-hour flight....

I shouldn't require too much rehydration. Do you suppose that I can request Guinness as the rehydration means?

mmmm

[rug]

15. As long as you don't slap the pilot with them.

[LaraMN]

20. What about a colostomy bag?

???

[Bucky]

23. Definitely a WMD.

Not all colostomites are terrorists, however.

[Sannum]

16. Terra Terra Terra!!

Our bodies are mostly water. No one should be allowed to fly unless deathly dehydrated! For their own protection!

[WCGreen]

17. I still say it is a plot.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Floogeldy]

18. Oh, hell no you can't get arrested for that.

In fact, you can't even get arrested for posting a pic of your milk-filled breasts right here on DU. *hint hint*

[LaraMN]

19. My thread about APRICOTS got locked.

You wanna instigate the death of this one, too?!

SHAMES ON YOU!
MANY OF SHAMES!

[Bucky]

22. I ain't scared of no censors... check out THESE knockers!!

also, this...

[Bucky]

21. It's okay, so long as you submit them to a pat down & X-ray screen.

Think of it as a free mammogram & lump exam!