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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:52 PM
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I'm thinking of becoming a troll -- what should my single-issue
trolldom be? Abortion or "Illegals" is just too obvious. Any ideas?
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:54 PM
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1. Separation of co-joined twins
pro or con either way you wish.

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:56 PM
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2. try gay dog to gay cat marriage
I am against that!!!
Soon gay hamsters will start marrying gay canary's!!!
when will this madness end.
try that :rofl:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:04 PM
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3. domestic "abuse"
'cause you just KNOW that people are poking their noses in where they don't belong and jumping to conclusions about people's private relationships.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:36 PM
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17. I'm using this one this weekend, Thommy
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:11 PM
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4. All of these are so good!!!
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:11 PM
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5. Clinton's penis.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:14 PM
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6. Snail cruelty..
... people just step on them all the time. No remorse. Slugs too.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:15 PM
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7. The Cleveland Indians
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:33 PM
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15. That's like kicking a dead horse -- not the least bit sporting
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:17 PM
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8. "the gays"
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:12 PM by progmom
;)
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:24 PM
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9. The "far left" and how it's ruining the Democratic Party, America,
and all else that is good.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:28 PM
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10. You should condemn the Red Sox and The Patriots.
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:36 PM by TroubleMan
Do that on DU and you'll get more flames that you've ever seen.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:32 PM
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12. hehehehe
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:29 PM
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11. Breast feeding.
And not just in public, mind you.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:33 PM
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14. At first I thought this sucked (giggle)
But, then I read the body text... good one... I may try this in GD right now...
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:40 PM
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22. Yeah......well..............
Good luck with that. :)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:41 PM
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24. I started it in the Lounge
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:33 PM
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13. Stem cell research..that way you cover
the "pro life" angle.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:35 PM
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16. Here -- I just started my first troll thread
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:36 PM
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18. You could just snipe at people who annoy you for no good reason
It seems to be working well for several of the long term trolls around here.

After all, a troll doesn't need to have an ideological bent, they just need to be intentional disruptors. Bomb-throwing and personal attacks know no political boundaries.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:37 PM
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20. OOOH! That's true!
I'm going to bed in a little while, but I may have to try this this weekend...
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:36 PM
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19. Anti-Circumcision. Or... Anti-Condom?
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:37 PM
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21. Maybe pro-circumcision... but only for poor babies...
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HuskerDU Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:40 PM
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23. I'd talk endlessly about the federal gun grab in
New Orleans.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:42 PM
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25. Husker... that's BRILLIANT
Should I be on the pro side, or the con side... the con side may be more fun, because I can talk about the Gretna bridge incident and criminals....
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:59 PM
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26. CHEMTRAILS!!!

I changed my mind....that would solicit more flames.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:14 PM
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27. Kudzu n/t
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:24 PM
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28. pick a holiday
declare war on it.
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Kixel Donating Member (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:40 PM
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29. Groundhog day?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:38 AM
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30. Nader
You can't go wrong with a classic.
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