FUCKING CRACKER-BARREL SPECIAL ON FOOD NETWORK!!!!111

[matcom]

kill.me.NOW.

[GOPisEvil]

1. "Unwrapped" is nothing more than a fucking commercial. I turn that off!

[matcom]

2. Cracker Barrel Dumplings??

GROSS!

[ThomCat]

3. Why would anyone sit for a half-hour commercial?

And why do they do it repeatedly?

[GOPisEvil]

5. Well, it's all about how foods are made at the factory...

So, I guess you could learn something, maybe. But it's all about corporate food...

[RumpusCat]

14. Factory Tours are Awesome!

Man, all y'all are haters. Watching the factory tour shows on Food Network reminds me of Mr. Rogers (if you didn't watch it he used to go see how things were made all the time). Well... okay, like a less wholesome Mr. Rogers, anyway, lol.

Also, these shows remind me why I don't eat most of this crap.

Besides, what's made in a factory and not made by a corporation?

[matcom]

4. The "DELUX Bologna Sandwich" Is With CHEESE

this is fucking PRICELESS

[GOPisEvil]

6. Did they fry the bologna at least?

[matcom]

7. NO!!

RIGHT outta the FRIDGE!!

[GOPisEvil]

8. HEATHENS!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

9. Oh, its "legally called a spread"...

Fucking hydrogenated fat bullshit!

[Midlodemocrat]

10. OMG. How exciting!!!! Did they give the chicken pot pie recipe?

Cause it is delicious.

[Dukkha]

11. what next, the fried bologna hour?

the EX-Cheese special
getting the most from Twinkies and Old Milwaukee

[mad-mommy]

12. matcom....

did you even eat yet? you're still on about the food network??? I changed out of my pj's, took a walk, and came home and got back in the PJ's. At 10pm, turn off the food network channel and out on It's always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[Generic Brad]

13. There's nothing special about the Cracker Barrel

So why do they warrant a "special"?