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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:57 PM
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NEW RULES FOR THE DU LOUNGE
No liquids or gels.

No cylindrical objects.

No batteries.

No snakes.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:02 PM
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1. Well, that should put a bit of a damper on people trying to start
sex threads...
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:04 PM
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3. oh. and no lotions
or potions.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:04 PM
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2. But this is OK:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:05 PM
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8. you can certainly bring a shark on board
thank you for flying DU Air.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:04 PM
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4. Be prepared to have your Hard Drive scanned!
:rofl:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:06 PM
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11. what about my floppy?
that has to be the oldest "joke" on the Internet.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:04 PM
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5. No fun.
:cry:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:05 PM
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7. ...
:hug:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:18 PM
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24. ...
:*

:loveya:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:07 PM
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12. we don't need no stinking liquids or gels to have a good time
know what I mean?
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:18 PM
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22. OK, I won't cry then!
:evilgrin:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:29 PM
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26. oh. you might cry
but in a good way
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:41 PM
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28. This is getting good...
:evilgrin: So tell me more...
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:05 PM
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6. And no clothes
:D
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:05 PM
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9. You first!
:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:06 PM
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10. Matter of fact I am just about to peel off
Bed time, don't you know. :hi:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:07 PM
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14. This thread is useless without photos
;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:09 PM
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17. ...
:hug:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:08 PM
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15. Oh God...
Not another Good night billyskank thread..... :cry:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:09 PM
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18. Well since you've said that
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 04:10 PM by billyskank
No. I'll just go to bed.

Maybe you should just put me on ignore? :shrug:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:11 PM
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19. But then I'd have to ignore you
:eyes:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:18 PM
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23. dood, the new rules are intended
TO PREVENT HIJACKING!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:07 PM
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13. BUT WE STILL HAVE GLITTER!!!
:bounce:

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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:08 PM
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16. yes, glitter is allowed
but you don't need THAT much glitter.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:13 PM
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20. NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!


No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.

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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:19 PM
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25. Yes, Mommie








dearest
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:17 PM
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21. If the gels are banned this place will become wasteland.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:32 PM
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27. Rules were made to be broken
:evilgrin:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:48 PM
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29. When you add that to the old No Sex Thread Rule I'm afraid that

I'll run out of things to talk about.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:54 PM
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30. How about tampons and Mentos?
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:04 PM
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31. Rules?
Rules? I LAUGH at rules...hahahahahahahahahaha...

Take away My toys, willya?

Hmmmmph...



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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:07 PM
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32. No whipped cream?
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:17 PM
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33. Shhhhhhh...
Don't give 'em any ideas...right now, dairy products aren't on the list and, whipped cream basically being a sweetened dairy product that isn't a liquid OR a gel, it doesn't qualify and ought to be okay...

Sooooooooo.....


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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:34 PM
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35. OK, gotcha on the shhhh.


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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:20 PM
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34. "I'm tired of these muthafuckin' liquids and gels
on this muthafuckin' plane!"
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:39 PM
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36. what about fried chicken recipes?
to this day I have no idea what that was about.

I'll have pineapple with my tombstone please.
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